Jimmy aka Gumpy - ProfilesArchive

About Me

(I'LL ALWAYS BE KRAZY-CRAZY, I'M A U.S.MARINE 0311 GRUNT)
Click here to get your free text scroller.After tactical maneuvers in the U.S.Marines, I have ended up here in GUMPLAND and am in a lonely new environment. I would like to find someone to show me around. I would love to practice tactics & land navigation with U....I am Jimmyboy, a funny happy camper...
(((("I am Sergeant Jimmyboy" your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be sir. Do you maggots understand that?))))US MARINES: Over two centuries of romping, stomping, hell, death, and destruction; the finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. I was born in a bomb crater, my mother was an M16, and my father the devil. Each moment I live is an additional threat upon your life. I'm a roughish looking, roving soldier of the sea. I'm cocky, self-centered, overbearing and I do not know the meaning of fear for I am fear itself. I am a green amphibious monster made of blood and guts who arose from the sea, whose soul purpose in life is to perpetrate death and destruction upon the festering of anti-Americans throughout the globe, whenever it may arise. And when my time comes, I'll die a glorious death on the battlefield giving my life to mom, apple pie, and the American flag. We stole the eagle from the air force, the anchor from the navy, and the rope from the army. On the seventh day, when God rested we overran his perimeter and stole the globe and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers, talk like sailors and slap the hell out of both of them at the same time. Fighter by day, lover my night, drunkard by choice, and United States Marine by act of God. Semper Fi/Email me anytime at [email protected]

My Interests

JIMMY THE JARHEAD/ RUN FORREST RUN Running full marathons(that's 26.2 miles non-stop)I adore people that can run long distance , I love the feeling of running hard, testing my inner self, photography, internet, bowling, speed skating, dancing, reading, dreaming, roller blading, doing magic tricks, jokes, laughter, I'll try anything once- outside the box.

I'd like to meet:

JESUS CHRIST TO TELL HIM THANK YOU FOR GIVING US SO MANY MAGGOTS TO KILL- SEMPER FI MAC! LT. GENERAL LEWIS B. "CHESTY" PULLER USMC, GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN, DAN DALEY, SAMUEL BUTLER, MISS CHRISTINA RICCI & FORREST GUMP RESPECTFULLY, "All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us... they can't get away this time." -Lt. Gen. Lewis B. Puller USMC Semper Fi carry on.**********34% of the people who voted Republican in the last election believe that "Forrest Gump" was a documentary. His I.Q. was 75. His favorite book was "Curious George". He was related to and named after the great civil war hero General Nathan Bedord Forrest who started the KKK. He and his mother lived 1/4 mile off Route 17, 1/2 miles from Greenbow Alabama, Greenbow County. Forrest's mother explained his father being "away" as "Gone on Vacation" (when you go somewhere and you don't ever come back). He and his son's school bus driver were one and the same - Dorothy Harris. He Reported the Watergate Break in. FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON - He ran four times across the United States which took: 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours... width="425" height="350" ....

Music:

Trance progressive house hip hop techno polka lol-anything with a good beat...let's dance all night long.... "question is" - can you hang with me?

Movies:

Forrest Gump-run forrest run,(my nick name is GUMPY) Full Metal Jacket-(outstanding), Airplane, Platoon, Crash, 11:14, Notebook, Kill Bill 1/2, Ghost, Better Off Dead, and any good scary flick-High Tension to name just one.

Television:

TV sucks, I do watch DVD movies (love scary movies)and (combat)flicks, rather listen to music than watch the tube, people tend to grow fat watching to much TV, move it-move it or you'll lose it.

Books:

Fly boys, The Last Dance, Mens Health, My Life Among The Serial Killers by Helen Morrison

Heroes:

http://projects.washingtonpost.com/fallen/ The U.S. Marine Corps, we are all brothers and sisters of the highest order, 0311 grunts rock in my book,and my daughter Jessica, a very kewl jarhead- I am very proud of her serving in the U.S. Marines, Semper fi Mac********************This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than the enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. My rifle and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit.My rifle is human, even as I am human, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other.Before God I swear this creed. My rifle and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy.