"I'M NOT LOOKING FOR ANYONE ON THE INTERNET". BUT HERE IS A STORY, YEARS AGO I WAS ON AOL. AND A GIRL WROTE ME, SO I STARTED TALKING TO HER AND THEN AFTER AWHILE SHE TOLD ME TO CALL HER. WE TALKED ON THE PHONE, AND SHE SOUNDED SOOOO HOTTT. SO THEN SHE ASKED ME TO COME OVER TO HANG OUT. SO I DID!! AS I PULL UP TO HER HOUSE OR SHACK, I WAS THINKING WTF.. AS I CAME TO THE DOOR AND KNOCKED THERE SHE WAS.. IT WAS A GIRL THAT WAS SOOO FUCKING BIG. WITH A WHITE V-NECK T-SHIRT AND STAINS ON HER SHIRT. THEN SHE ASKED ME FOR A HUG,, OH HELLLL NO!!! SHE ASKED ME TO COME IN, SO I DID I WASNT TRYING NOT TO BE RUDE. SO AS I AM SITTING THERE I HEAR A KNOCK @ THE DOOR IT WAS ALL HER OTHER FAT FRIENDS. SO PICTURE THIS, ME WITH LIKE 5 FAT GIRLS IN A LITTLE SHACK.. I WAS READY TO CALL OSHA. WELL THAT WAS THE 1ST TIME I EVER MET A GIRL FROM THE WEB..