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All of Alex

There is no substitute for living the right way.

About Me

I am an Author and I teach Wing Chun Kung Fu, Chan Bai Kung Fu, and Grappling. I also love to think, read, and draw/paint.I adamantly hate magic 8 balls... I have spent years of my life and thousands upon thousands of dollars on advice which that God damn 8 ball gave me. If I ever meet the guy who invented that hellish thing I will yell at him and cry excessively.I also hate Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny because since I moved out of my parent's house, neither have come to my house, no matter how good I was that year or how much I prayed to Jesus.The only thing I love more than writting is getting drunk and fighting with the animals at the petting zoo. Boo Yah, I always win!..
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My Interests

Teaching and Learning Martial Arts (All Varieties), the UFC, I love Writing, Art, Thinking, Arguing with people and Beating up defenseless children and elderly people (I have an insecurity problem so I have to compensate with violence)

I'd like to meet:

The Brain Squirrel that lives in my head, who dictates all of my actions.

Music:


Rock (Tool, NIN, Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, Rage Against the Machine, Sound Garden, Audio Slave, Queen, Jimi Hendrix, and alot of others), Some Rap (Outkast and older stuff), Jazz (Cowboy Bebop), NO country but some laid back blue grass, Some Techno, Lots of Disco and Funk (I also enjoy listening to polka music and 50 Cent whenever I'm feeling especially self destructive and want a phat beat to cut myself to or a upbeat melody to cry myself to sleep with. :)

Movies:

Momento, Heat, Blade Runner, Batman Begins, Being There, Silence of the Lambs, Fight Club, Closer, Unbreakable, The Sixth Sense, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1 and 2, Croutching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Office Space, Waynes World, Something about Mary, and anything with Freddy Prince Jr. or Paul Walker (they are such hunks)

Television:

Wonder Showzen, Ren and Stimpy, Adult Swim (Aqua Teen, Sealab, Brak) Horatio Hornblower, Dune, Lost, Discovery Channel(Guilty Pleasures)Oprah and Mexican Soap Operas

Books:

Calvin and Hobbes, Atlas Shrugged, Stranger in a Strange Land, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Far Side, Ender's Game, Speaker for the Dead, Fahrenheit 451, Animal Farm, Starship Troopers, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Fat Black Whores Monthly and Trans-Gender Sluts

Heroes:

My dog...he's not afraid to express his sexuality, Lindsay Lohan because she's always willing to play an active role in my depraved sexual fantasies and Christopher Columbus for finding out the world isn't flat and for leading the genocidal war against the native American infadels. ..