About Me
I have been told that watching me move is like watching man evolve right before your very eyes. I do not know if that is true. I do know that I am no longer a quadrupedal knuckledragger, which is AWESOME!
I no longer reside in Cavemanhaus, as am currently in hot persuit of a wide variety of delights which have carried me far away from New Jersey, USA.I want blue, the infamous weasel-dog in the prime of his wiggly life, to set foot in all 50 states, sniff 50,000 dog anuses, and to bark at at least 50,000,000 people. I think I owe that to him.I have learned through extensive research that one must live to understand. Without understanding there can be no true love. Without love there can be no true hate. Without hate the world would be way less funny.
Also, all you haters can suck my balls.
And all you lovers can suck my balls.
