I'd like to meet:
The 1969, 1986, and current New York Mets.
Music:
Anything but country, preferably on vinyl.
Movies:
Football movies, comedies, anything historical.
Television:
This Old House, Antiques Roadshow (Best drinking game ever), Simpson's, Family Guy, Everybody Loves Raymond, any sports that doesn't have an "artistic merit" scoring section. Or NASCAR.
Books:
History, biography, most Steinbeck, A Confederacy of Dunces (hilarious!)
Heroes:
My parents and anyone who has to deal with them on a regular basis without resorting to violence.