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About Me

I am an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, baked in a flaky crossaint. I make jokes that will offend many but all will laugh, or be destroyed (I am german). I don't want to squeeze the trigger I'd rather squeeze the tit, lover not a fighter. But mess with my lover and we will fight.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

What on here or just in general? I'd like to meet God and Maynard James Keenan(or are they one in the same?). Well enough blasphemy, it would be cool to make new friends or just relocate old ones but either way I don't care how many friends I have as long as they are actually friends and not just their to pad my stats.

My Blog

Just some lady’s opinion from a small alaskan town

Dear friends, So many people have asked me about what I know about Sarah Palin in the last 2 days that I decided to write something up . . . Basically, Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton have only 2 thin...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:11:00 GMT

Keep fact checking

I'm done saying "Okay, so I'm a little biased" because at this point it's to where I have to say, "Okay I have a functioning brain so I'm voting for Obama, or at least NOT voting for McCain." These r...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 03:29:00 GMT

John McCain's ads are LIES. Here's the video proof.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH0xzsogzAk Come on people!
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 14:10:00 GMT

Just a quick quote

I just read this on yahoo! Don't have time to make a full argument but I'd thought I'd let this shit be known.ST. PAUL, Minn. - Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and her Republican supporters held back little ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:25:00 GMT

Don’t Like It? Blame Aaron.

My profile there has a very political tone and that's the way it's going to have to be. Let me preface this by stating two things.1. I am very aware that it looks like communist propaganda. The sty...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 04:55:00 GMT

Letter of Resignation

I handed these out at work but apparently the authorities got ahold of them so let's just slap em up on the internet!July 8, 2008TO: Management of Contractor's Supply, Inc.RE: Letter of Resignation Th...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:01:00 GMT

Losing Faith in Humanity, one day at a time.

So here I am just dicking around on myspace for the first time in like a month. The only reason I got on was because Crista sent me a picture of a rabbit crapping easter eggs, which made me crave ree...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:16:00 GMT

Lost

I lost a friend, I log on and my top 12 is now 11. And what is really sad, I have no clue who is missing. So long ass hole.
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 18:39:00 GMT

Tag!

Here's how you play: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 7 weird, random things, facts, habits or goals about yourself. At the end, choose 7 people to be tagged, listing their nam...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 21:07:00 GMT

This shit can get addictive.

Do they care if you swear on myspace? I do it alot but others don't seem to so much, I view it as a missed opportunity. So any who, work sucks. Hows this different from your job? Well unless you'r...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 19:36:00 GMT