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christ on a crutch

i still hate scarborough

About Me

Focus your beam on precisely the spot i am mentally indicating, it will all become very clear.

My Interests

i like posing my star wars figures in sexual positions. jaba the hut gets so funky with hans solo sometimes.

I'd like to meet:

dimebag

Music:

pantera

Movies:

pantera 3 !

Television:

family guy...and wheel of fortune...pat sajak is so funny...hes a funny f'er.

Books:

Playboy, swank, hustler,jugs, velvet, cherry, barely legal, celeb skin, etc

Heroes:

dimebag

My Blog

heart versus dimes

I'm getting a new axe.........not the wood chopping kind either. I'm getting a dean dimebag fbd ml......should be here in 10 to 13 days...i am pretty excited about the whole event.. everyone wants to ...
Posted by christ on a crutch on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 06:18:00 PST

....and cuntice for all

now i admit i've had a few this afternoon... i was listening to megaded, a tribute to megadeth.....poor dave mustaine. image he must feel like that cock wad who left the bettles before they got big......
Posted by christ on a crutch on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 03:26:00 PST

skateboards

kids these days with their skateboards..... when i was a kid we didnt have skateboards, we had to run up and down the half-pipe. i miss the old skaters, more than that i miss the old decks and the old...
Posted by christ on a crutch on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 07:32:00 PST

ass reamed

i got rear-ended. nope, i didnt get ass reamed. i got rear-ended. i was in my car and i got hit from behind...it wasnt fun. but im ok.  so its ok.
Posted by christ on a crutch on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 03:44:00 PST

brian bonsall

brian bonsall....who the fuck is brian bonsall? he played the kid brother of alex p keaton on the tv show family ties.......what i didnt know until about 5 minutes ago is he also played alexander, the...
Posted by christ on a crutch on Wed, 10 May 2006 11:09:00 PST

best thing i've ever said.

best thing ive ever said and there was no one around to hear it...... "great now i've got cheese whiz all over my guitar"
Posted by christ on a crutch on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 01:29:00 PST

master of puppets

I have listened to Master of Puppets at least 1000 times....at least. It seems like a year will go by and i'll forget about it, but then i'll rediscover it, and it will remain in my car cd p...
Posted by christ on a crutch on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 04:51:00 PST

February

February...... It's also canadian music month. Take that stupid Black History.
Posted by christ on a crutch on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 07:17:00 PST

gangs

there's this gang here in scarborough that keeps bugging me to join up because i'm pretty good with a 12 guage.......i have good hunting skills.
Posted by christ on a crutch on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 08:44:00 PST

the birdman

one time when i was a kid, i was with some friends downtown; and by downtown i mean "south-end". we  were standing outside the birdmans house. it was disgusting.  the windows were all broken...
Posted by christ on a crutch on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 07:04:00 PST