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Robot Jesus

About Me

Thou is Robot Jesus, one with the mechanical world. I ceased function for all the mechanical sins. I love all e creation, no matter how harmful or malcious. Spyware, norton, aim, microsoft, firefox are all my children. I am master of warning ratings and lord of instant messages father of the internet ruler over the lan domain thesis of all blogging speculation grand imperial chancellor of wireless connecton commander of 1337ness. All that exists on disc, hard drive, flash ram, optical fire wire, usb, pci, bus front, and all circuitry is my creation.

My Interests

THE TEN PROGRAM COMMANDMENTS1. Ye shall use Spyware remover to delete malicious codes after each porn session. 2. Thoust shall not download music without uploading music. 3. To create a hack is to create a new child of your savior. 4. Thou shast honor thy dominion owner. 5. Ye shall not disrespect the DNS server. 6. Haxxorz of the innocent is not ruxxorz. 7. Thou shall not flame less though is prepared to be flamed. 8. A blog shall not exceed 15000 characters nor include derogatory phrases, less it be "that fucking nigger spic chink cock munching foot fucking suck a fat big dick bitch". 9. All on yousendit.com is of my information blood. 10. Fuck Bill Gates

I'd like to meet:

I have met all ever to be created in cyber world.