"Nearly Famous" is "Total Bollocks" |
I can't leave it alone.
If I'm honest with myself the trailer for the next new E4 (home of the young and trendy tv) show Nearly Famous had me hooked. Ok fair enough that might be because I'm e...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 06:08:00 GMT |
Actual Reply from Proctor & Gamble |
I got an email from a friend with the dubious title of : ACTUAL LETTER TO PROCTOR & GAMBLE. I doubt that this is an ACTUAL letter, its obviously a bit of a joke but I couldn't let it lie. So I wro...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 20:21:00 GMT |
Im not old, but... |
...19-year-olds don't want to know anymore.
Do you know what the sexiest word in the English language is? `Nineteen.' Seriously. It's more erotic than 'lingerie'. More suggestive than `moist'. ...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 16:24:00 GMT |
Make the girls love you, etc |
I've heard it all before. "I have 2 left feet." "I need to be drunk first." "I look stupid." "I don't like this song." "I have hemorrhoids." but I don't really get why people need excuses. Is dancing ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 01:17:00 GMT |
Apologies... |
... to all who I've neglected lately, contact wise. I am lowly scum. I am a pitiful fool. I'm also off on holiday!Talk to you all in a weekx
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 17:17:00 GMT |
Things have to change... |
Nothing as dramatic as the title suggests. I have only just looked at my profile in Internet Explorer (I've been using Mozilla Firefox) and it's all funky. Peoples pictures are in negative, which I ki...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 05:06:00 GMT |
I'm bleedin' but I ain't dyin'... |
We shuffle about on the platform, giggling and twisting fingers into each others waistbands. I am at an advantage, not having a beer belly to battle against, and managed to give a hefty yank pulling H...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 15:24:00 GMT |
Chased by customs... |
So it's 3am, I'm still up and listening to dance music and I think it's all because last night I was chased by a customs official. Not for real or anything. As I said in the first ever story I wrote i...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 19:08:00 GMT |
