Bundes Polizei |
Yesterday, I was fully inaugurated into the Hall of Badassery. How I achieved this: creating my first ever offense by smuggling an illegal weapon into an airport.. in Germany ^_^My weapon of choice: S...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Aug 2009 01:56:00 GMT |
A Story of Hope and Survival |
Disclaimer: this was not written by me, but a good friend of mine named Angela McDonald. Today I have a story to tell, but it is not my own. I meet a lot of people here, and everyone has their own sto...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jun 2009 23:42:00 GMT |
You can run.. |
Relationships. My goodness. They're a commitment, not just to the other person while you're together, but also a commitment to the pain, despair, and internal agitation that ensues afterwards. Man.......
Posted by on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 22:22:00 GMT |
Reality Bytes |
I don't own the things I have, I just use them until I lose them. I don't own the body I inhabit, I just borrow it until I am no more.In such a world, it's silly to think I could ever own another pers...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Mar 2009 01:07:00 GMT |
Urban Dictionary |
Urban Dictionary. I've browsed a lot of words on that site, but never had I thought to search my last name. What I found was mildly disturbing:
1. Riemer
hairy ugly beast that likes it up the as...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 09:51:00 GMT |
Paralyzed body, Awake mind |
I've heard others mention this particular experience over the course of my life, but never until today had it happened to me.I opened my eyes, barely, and I saw Kevin a couple feet away, also sleeping...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 09:35:00 GMT |
Whiny Wittle Bwandon |
Was it the fact that in India, driving lanes don't exist other than painted lines to given no more attention than a fart in the wind?No, maybe it was when I learned they call it "Party Sauce" instead ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 06:32:00 GMT |
The Day I Dropped the Mug. |
Since I've known him, my friend Lobsang has had this mug. It was a pretty mug. Made from clay, had a pretty greyish blue glaze, and a simple, yet elegant crane painted on the side. We've shared this m...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 18:39:00 GMT |
Wisdom from the 400 lb. man with eyeballs. |
Oh, how many wonderful people you can meet via LTD's bus system! This morning a 400 lb. black man stepped onto the bus, and I heard him say, "My sardine days are over," in reference to the previous bu...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 15:45:00 GMT |
The Gardener |
"Well, I'm not expert in gardening by any means, but I can learn pretty much anything and I work really hard," I said, then offered him a wink.
"That's fine, because we usually never hire people...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 17:00:00 GMT |
