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I want, I want!
The Clan'll talk, Calabama niggaz all'll quit
Talking that short dick shit, we was s'posed to be cool
Only the clue's on the other end of the stick
Somebody let the monkeys out the cage
Over-crowded police blood bamboo bimbo
Chickenhead skeezer crackrock hoodrat
Somebody let the monkeys out the cage
Barney here is down to a feeding dreadlock
Armpit like two Buckwheat's in a headlock
Macy Gray's hair between your leg lock
Somebody let the monkeys out the cage
Ya mother's so cross-eyed, when she cry tears roll down her back
Somebody let the monkeys out the cage
Somebody let the monkeys out the cage
[coughs] This shit is strong, god damn, what you got in there?
Over-crowded police blood bamboo bimbo
Chickenhead skeezer crackhead hoodrat
Somebody let the monkeys out the cage
Ya mother's so cross-eyed, when she cry tears roll down her back
Calabama niggaz all'll quit
Talking that short dick shit
Speak up, no loud speaker but I'm speaking loud
Venacular ass kicking, truth got there in crowd
Shit, they call me the lethal lip
The linguistic, full metal jacket of venacular ballistic
Shooting out at the mouth without Chap or Blistec
Here's a mothafucka, I didn't flunk diaper rash
I'm verbally toxic, metal-piercing, forked, hollow point tongue
Dum dum, pow, shot from gattling gums
Hooked on phonics, packing a vicious vocabulary
Malicious, with malice and mayhem
Fuck a dictionary, give me the mic and I'll slay
Them and literally poetic symptoms
Pissing me the fuck off, missing me with that shit
I stick a venacular foot so far up in ya ass
You won't be able to pass verbal gas
So far in ya ass that one of my knees will rise so far above ya head
And you drown of a poetic ass kicking
Leaving lyrical lacerations on your lungs, from a verbal hangnail
That hung on my big toe, as I flow upward
Kicking yo on ya eardrum, you wanna hear some?
Tap dance on ya tonsils, leaving kiwi shoe polish on ya breath
Cavity in ya best rhyme, and I'm the access on the rest
Call me the proverbial verbal menacing dentist
With the drill, I got lyrical skills
I could perform oral root canals
It's unwise to fuck with me
Kick ya wisdom teeth down ya throat
Leaving you to choke
On where it hurts, unspoken vocals
Tying down ya vocal cord and windpipe tight
With toe jamming and ya mothafucking hemmoroids
Fuck the dumb shit...
my banditas and i
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a.i.m. kaleenisblank
[email protected]
the name's kaleen.
Today is a birthday
They're smoking cigars,
He's got a chain of flowers,
And sows a bird in her knickers,
They're smoking cigars,
They lie in the bathtub,
A chain of flowers.

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just for fun

I thought I'd make a unrealistic Christmas wish list. Enjoy!1. Some new shoes, some black leather boots would be awesome!2. Sephora gift card for makeup3. A vanity for doing makeup 4. Jo Malone perfum...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:51:00 GMT

I want to make you less ugly

I'm starting to think about cosmetology school. Makeup really is a passion of mine and I figure hair and makeup go hand in hand. Aveda just opened a school in West Des Moines, and I bet it would be pr...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Nov 2008 20:54:00 GMT

Just a thought

I think it's oftly childish when people 'ew' at someone blowing their nose. Do you mean to tell me that you never in your life have blown your nose? Are you for some reason just different than everyon...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 05:48:00 GMT

give me a break

there's a bluebird in my heart thatwants to get outbut I'm too tough for him,I say, stay in there, I'm not goingto let anybody seeyou.there's a bluebird in my heart thatwants to get outbut I pur whisk...
Posted by on Fri, 23 May 2008 00:23:00 GMT

Atomic Dog

So I had a dream last night that I met George Clinton. But, when I saw him I ran up to him and yelled "George Clanton!" and then he got really mad at me. Maybe, we'll meet another time and I won't mak...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 12:26:00 GMT

Whatevuuuh

I am a cloud. Floating, drifting, making pit stops here and there to piss on things. I am a zebra. My stripes contrast and I wouldn’t have it any other way. I am a pipe. Loaded with information ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:33:00 GMT

Photos from Georgia

Jelly Fish! My Mother Clown fish. A bunch of little kids would go up to the glass, get really excited and say "Nemo!"Just a boring picture of the tank. There’s a lot going on though. By far my f...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:41:00 GMT

Afternoon Delight

I’ll be home in a couple days. I kind of wish I wasn’t coming home. Seems like the people here are a lot nicer and more respectful. They don’t pull some stupid macho shit, that ...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 12:38:00 GMT

Miss me? I don’t think you do.

So since I’ve arrived I have gone to a local Thai restaurant called ’Yum Yum Thai’ where I had yum yum combination fried rice. The waitress was this cute asian woman who kept putting...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 23:38:00 GMT

Mustang

No one can tame me. I'm a free bird. You can't tie me down, I'm invincible. If someone ever tries to change me to fit their standards again, I'll know it's time to bolt. If you can't love me for me, y...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 03:33:00 GMT