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ToastedSpyders

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

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Whomever invented Air Conditioning, the Snooze Button, Frank Loyd Wright, Matthew Groening and William Shatnerd!Things William Alan Shatner has done that you haven't:- Released a live lemur from a baby carriage to help three women book cheaper travel online.- Broken up a road-rage argument on a Los Angeles street on his way to the Academy Awards.- Portrayed himself as a pickled severed head in "Futurama."- Lent his face to psychopath Michael Myers of the original "Halloween," whose producers bought a Captain Kirk mask and painted it white.- Cracked a fart joke in a "Star Trek" movie.- Simulated copulation with a Candice Bergen doll on prime-time network TV.Who is chasing poor Spyderpig? Is it Dracula? Is it Sandra? Is it you?

My Blog

Sacrelige

How the bible started... There once was a man named Jesus.  He was probably a real guy, down to earth and loved his daddy.  His dad spent time with little Jesus and lavished him with attenti...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 22:35:00 GMT

For those who work with me-The Resident Olympics


Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 01:32:00 GMT

Roadkill

A bloodied cat was found 20 min after I got home "dead" in front of my house.  Should I let it lay?  No, I called my cousin and after checking that the cat was not in pain, she sent her fian...
Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 02:17:00 GMT

Movin on up

Moving is fun because you have a new place, get to decorate and have a housewarming party.  Moving sucks because you make countless trips to and fro, your muscles ache and you have to remember no...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 23:37:00 GMT

A private messge to a friend turned blog.

Only by accident have you become my target (Morgan).  I was going to write a blog about why a stupid cat is so important to my connections to the past but , I just began that blog as a message to...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 23:12:00 GMT

IKEA...you knew this was coming

..TR> ..TR> ..TR> ..TR> .. --> date --> Tuesday, March 25.. --> Begin .post --> The experience that is Ikea My feet hurt and I’m tired. I have earned the right to use multiple run-on se...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 22:42:00 GMT

Nervus Intermedius

1. Go to the Wikipedia home page and click random article. That is your band's name.2. Click random article again; that is your album name.3. Click random article 15 more times; those are the tracks o...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 20:32:00 GMT

Thursdays

Why is there nothing to do on a thursday?  Yeah, I know we live in Cincinnati but there MUST be other people thinking the same thing.  So what do they do?  Where do they go?  I usu...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 14:30:00 GMT

A blog game I stole from Justin

Type your name in my blog comments.Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you...1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.3. I'll pick a...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 15:51:00 GMT

I love me!

Do you love you?
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 19:13:00 GMT