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EL CROTCHO

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Name: Michael
Birthday: New Year's Eve, 1988
Birthplace: Marine City, MI
Current Location: Ft. Drum, NY
Eye Color: Shit brown
Hair Color: Shit Brown
Height: Fucking short
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty tighty
Your Heritage: A fucking mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: First combat boots, now a ratty old pair of Circas.
Your Weakness: Fucking kryptonite
Your Fears: Bitches.
Your Perfect Pizza: Ham, Pineapple, and Italian Sausage.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Go the fuck home
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lolwtfbbq
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Fuck"
Your Best Physical Feature: My balls.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I'm tired
Your Most Missed Memory: The ones I don't remember.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Single. Let's get busy.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Iced tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choc
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Watch your fucking mouth.
Do you Sing: When I'm listening to music.
Do you Shower Daily: For the most part.
Have you Been in Love: Nope.
Do you want to go to College: Kinda.
Do you want to get Married: Not really.
Do you belive in yourself: Not so much anymore.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Do you think you are Attractive: Fuck yeah. Hit me up ladies.
Are you a Health Freak: No.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah.
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Do you play an Instrument: Yep.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I think so.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Not since December.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Hell no.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No. New York's cold.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Maybe. Like pens and shit.
Ever been Drunk: I know Drunk all too well.
Ever been called a Tease: Maybe.
Ever been Beaten up: Probably.
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah.
How do you want to Die: Alcohol poisoning.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm a fucking Soldier. What now?
What country would you most like to Visit: Anywhere but America.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Fucking blue.
Favourite Hair Color: The fuckable kind.
Short or Long Hair: Like, not shorter than mine. That's not hot.
Height: shorter than me.
Weight: my weight is good.
Best Clothing Style: I love it when chicks wear polos.
Number of Drugs I have taken: I dunno, why is this question in the "In a Boy/Girl" section?
Number of CDs I own: I download them all illegally.
Number of Piercings: Zero. Want a ton.
Number of Tattoos: Zero. Want a ton.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Fuck I don't know.
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Orderliness |||| 13%
Accommodation |||||| 23%
Interdependence |||| 16%
Intellectual |||||| 23%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic |||| 16%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||| 16%
Materialism |||||| 23%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Work ethic || 10%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Conflict seeking |||||| 30%
Need to dominate |||||| 23%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 63%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency || 10%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||| 36%
Individuality |||||| 30%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||| 30%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||| 16%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Music:

Death From Above 1979 Queens of the Stone Age Red Hot Chili Peppers Kyuss Daft Punk Modest Mouse The Hives Run DMC Public enemy NWA ...and some other cool bands

Movies:

American History X, Pulp Fiction, Saw, Saw II, The Grudge. Actually I don't really watch movies. I wanna poop in your fridge.

Television:

Anything on Comedy Central because I'm too lazy to change the channel, unless it's CSPAN or some crap like that. I am balls.

My Blog

Have you ever

Have you ever come home after a big social event, like a party or maybe Prom if you're still in high school, feeling like there was something you should've done, but didn't?I get that feeling a l...
Posted by EL CROTCHO on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 09:05:00 PST

Sup gice?

But seriously. There's so much to say. There are a lot of apologies that I think are in order for a lot of people. This is the longest time I've ever been able to stay in the same school district fo...
Posted by EL CROTCHO on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 05:43:00 PST

so there are some strange people here right now

Apparently one of them is the daughter of one of my mom's co-workers. It's wierd because they're sitting on our dock. They get to sleep in MY ROOM, while I suffer on the couch all night.   I hop...
Posted by EL CROTCHO on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 07:12:00 PST

why

Why does it seem so easy for everyone but me to get a job? It's freaking me out.     I'd rather be making money than wasting my life playing Gran Turismo 4 all day....
Posted by EL CROTCHO on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 01:39:00 PST

This is

This is crappy. It's quarter after 2 in the morning after prom and I'm at home posting this.     I'm supposed to be getting drunk.
Posted by EL CROTCHO on Sun, 21 May 2006 11:17:00 PST

You know you suck when...

your account gets hacked at musicianforums.com. I mean, come on, why would anybody want to hijack my account and post under my screen name? It pretty much sucks, I had to make a new account and compl...
Posted by EL CROTCHO on Thu, 11 May 2006 04:36:00 PST

OK

So, I was going to post a blog, but I forgot. I'll probably remember and then not post it.
Posted by EL CROTCHO on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 08:01:00 PST

Ya'll

So today, this fat, piggy looking bitch called my sweet hat gay. So I called her gay back, and she said, "I know".   If someone just told you that they're gay, why would they use the word "gay" a...
Posted by EL CROTCHO on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 05:02:00 PST