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THAT CONSTANCE KID

connietheleopard

About Me

i'm connie



if a black labrador walks into your home, his name is bramble and he will probably use you

OLIVER AKA: fleshy, dirty hands, beefy, cockatoo ollz, big-boi femas, canary, chunkerz, beakyyy

call him one of this fine selection (preferably dirty hands)

if you have wit, irony and sarcasm
then you have a sense of humour

i don't strive to be different 'cos i don't need to

My Interests

i wish i was allergic to parsley, goats cheese, mushrooms, caviar and lamb. so i just lie and say i am

OLLZ + I = 1 YEAR !!

Music:

britney

Television:

COME DINE WITH ME

Heroes:

THEM NEW HALL KIDS
OLIVER-BIG-BOI-BEEFY-HARBOTT

My Blog

THE PIGEON & THE SALMON

there was once a pigeon who went by the name of lloyd and he had a very close friend called david reynolds (he was related to charlie reynolds, the chicken who wears leather chaps and masturbates over...
Posted by THAT CONSTANCE KID on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 11:16:00 PST

THE BADGER STORY !!!

the other day, i was in the car with my dad, driving along mashbury road, when this dead badger corpse appeared from nowhere on the tarmac in front of us. the headlamps made his damn evil eyes shine l...
Posted by THAT CONSTANCE KID on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 10:50:00 PST