Steve

Hi, thanks for taking the time to read this novel... Now that I have been on myspace for few months, I have learned a quite a bit. First of all, we all look like models on this site, that is until you happen to run into the same people in real life, then you begin to wonder, everyone sure looks fit on the computer screen, makes sense... if a camera adds 10 pounds, then the computer must take off 30 :). Second, less is more, as in less clothes you wear, more people stop by your page...time to post those pics in a speedo. Third, some people have a lot of time on their hands, can you actually read anything after such a colorful layout?? Fourth, there must be a contest to get as many people as your "friends"...for those of you who have 10000 friends, you are really popular, what is your secret?? :) Fifth, myspace is a synonym for adult version of Nintendo...as in some of us are very addicted to our joysticks..ooops I mean keyboards.....As you can tell, I am a very serious individual, hopefully my seriousness is not deemed offensive...otherwise please point your mouse in a different direction and say "cheese".....I believe humor is the best drug for any ailment. Living in “big D”, I have realized that the letter “D” is not for Dallas but Drama ;) I have developed allergies towards dramatic people.. someone hand me a tissue, I gotta blow my nose :)Most of my friends would consider me a passionate person as well as compassionate one, I work hard and try to play harder when an opportunity presents itself.Enjoy your journey on myspace... ooooh if sarcasm is not your cup of tea, may I recommend some coffee :)