Ted Jones messed with the wrong melon farmers.
Im Chris. You want to know me, and when you do, you dont. Im random as hell. My girlfriend can kick your girlfriends ass any day. I love her! Laura i love ya!! <3 I love music, concerts, food, LAURA!!!!, random things. Im going to kick chuck norris's ass one day. talk to me
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I'd like to meet:
the asian guy who eats like a million hotdogs in 5 secs. jonny depp (no joke, he's really cool), rachel ray, neil armstrong.
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thats what she said
two songs in two days.heres the second song i wrote the other day.
title: Ryhme with Orange
Well that sounds like gunshots in the streetsTheir shooting down the dreams we keepAnd the smell of smokes o... Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 09:48:00 GMT
iv been writting a ton of songs.
so iv been writting a ton of songs. I figured id post a few up here and maybe get some feed back. Some of them are songs for a full band set and others are more for a slower, solo-acoustic thing.... Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 09:36:00 GMT
stamina of a mountain lion
A guy and a girl lifeguard sit atop their high wooden chair.Guy: I'm particularly handsome this afternoon.Girl: And I'm particularly beautiful.Guy: Did you know I'm the star of the swim team? I have s... Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 10:51:00 GMT
mewithoutYou and God
To quote the epic mewithoutYou,
"Little moses drifts
downstream in the Nile
a fumbling reply,
an awkward rigid laugh
I’m carried helpless by
my floating basket raft."
How many times do yo... Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:54:00 GMT
