BennyB [is in the dirrrty-dirt til wed]

About Me

Sober is the New Hammered. As of December 11th, I have been completely sober for over a year "But for the grace of God, There go I" ..................... "Now I'm just scratchin the surface. Cuz what's burried under there, is a kid that was torn apart once his pop disappeared. I went to school, got good grades, could behave when I wanted. But I got demons deep inside that were raised when confronted... And all my teachers couldn't reach me and my momma couldn't beat me, hard enough to match the pain of my pops not seein me." JHova

My Interests

I CANT GET ENOUGH OF my baybee doll. Getting Weak. Stillers. Buccos. Guiners. PSU. JoePa. Throwbacks. Matching Fitted. Losing Weight (Used to be 260. 185 now, nukka). Face melting Guitar Solos. Porn. RavenRiley. Barry. Porn. Bradshaw. No-No-Notorious. Salad Supreme. Clinton Portis' Barber. John Daly. Barkley. Bobby DeNiro (he lets me call him bobby) Did I mention Porn? Concerts. (my concert-going days may be numbered. i was recently surrounded by 8 yrold whores in training at a takingback show. drunk benny could get used to that. sober benny? not my thing)........................................... I ABSOLUTELY HATE British accents. Oprah. Dr. Phil. Their studio audience. W. Toothy Blowjobs. Yardwork. Bad Porn Camera Angles (i.e. behind the dude's ballsack). Nascar. 1 Run Losses. Vijay. Skip Bayless. Ken Jennings. Kurt Warner's Wife's Hair Stylist. Jim Rome. The Manning Family (Eli especially). Cal Ripken. Cheap Tippers. Rosie O'Donnell. Joe Theisman. Michelle Wie. New York (The black chick from flavor of love, not the state)

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This morning, I woke up. Feeling brand new, I jumped up. Feeling my highs, and my lows in my soul. And my goals were just to stop smokin, and stop drinkin. And Ive been thinkin, I got my reasons. Just to get by. Just to get by.href="http://www.yourspacenow.com"
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Music:

Im into more rock than a crackhouse.I Blaze more hiphop and RnB joints than WAMO.3WS calls me 1st before playing the hits.Butch. Literally ANYTHING that melts faces and bumps trunks. Man, what you know about that?

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Movies:

Anything that gets me weak

Books:

Anything that would never be on Oprah

Heroes:

the BangBros. Larry David. Mark Cuban. Snoop

My Blog

bennyb's top 90s rock albums

Since Im oozing out of my ears with musical knowledge, I feel that the only moral, logical, and ethical thing for me to do is to attempt to expand your moronic level of knowledge. Grab a seat youngbuc...
Posted by BennyB [is in the dirrrty-dirt til wed] on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 09:18:00 PST

Top MySpace Songs of the Week

Since I am a musical genious and all the top record execs call me before their new releases, I feel like i need to let all of you fools know about some really good tunes. So, since I love you all soo ...
Posted by BennyB [is in the dirrrty-dirt til wed] on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 07:53:00 PST