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Dysfunctional Doll™

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About Me

My name is Brenda and I have the most awesome jobs in the world. I am part owner of Dark Cloud Metal Radio So check it out and support us please. I am also head of the Dark Cloud Radio Promotions Road Crew and the Florida President of Wild Child Magazine. Also a proud member of the Hell Within, SinAriA, Bieler Bros Records, Killzone Records, Hollow, Cold Army, NYDM, and Byzantine Street Teams. It is not often in life we have the opportunity to do what we absolutely love, but by becoming a member of the DARK CLOUD "Family" my dreams are becoming my reality. It is all about supporting our METAL community and our musicians.
Add J Rock and Patty...they fucking ROCK!
Jax Rock really ROCKS!
Can't wait to meet these Crazy Fuckers...they are not your average Dicks...lol...See you guys at Rooster's on September 3rd!
Check out No Cents Inc for promotional and management needs...
I support local venues and our music community...Visit...
KILLING EMO ONE BAND AT A TIME!
Get your own player!


My favorite "ROCK STAR"...Check out my friend NOLAN NEAL!
Cool shades Babe...you look like BONO in this pic...lol!
My friends band...LIFE UNDER GLASS...check them out!
LEVEL ZERO!!!
AND DAVE ELLEFSON OF MEGADETH FAME'S F5
So I have these jobs where I am forced to go out and listen to ass kicking metal, promote ass kicking metal, write about ass kicking metal, and party like a damned Rock Star...DAMN!
Check out CADAVERYNE
And
Check out this KICK ASS Florida band...
Love SEXSTONE Too!

Support Hardcore~Keep the Scene within the Scene!
CANNIBAL CORPSE LUNATIC CANDY KREEP
PERDIEM

Check out PERDIEM at Rock Solid Pressure Showcase!
It is a tough and dirty job but someone has to do it *EVIL GRIN*
Dark Cloud Radio...Where Unsigned and Underground Cums First!
Shadow Entertainment Tours and Distro!
Hmm...Ashley looks like a Job for a Cowboy!
DARK CLOUD Florida Street Team "BABE" of the month!
"BAD ASS GIRL"
and
KICK ASS METAL BANDS...Want airplay? SEND DARK CLOUD YOUR TRACKS and tell them BRENDA sent you!
The Master Mind of Dark Cloud Andrew Mills~ Send them to [email protected] Be sure to tell him name of song and CD name!
My favorite band...BYZANTINE!
Submit your MP3s to CottonRock Radio!
METAL RADIO LINKS

Dark Cloud Florida welcomes CELLPAN!
Dark Cloud Florida welcomes SOCIETY'S END!
Proud member of BIELER BROS STREET TEAM!
BYZANTINE KICKS ASS!
Proud member of HELL WITHIN STREET TEAM
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:


The best fucking metal and rock bands out there! We are the best, looking for the best. If you are a band and you are keeping it real, keeping it sic, and keeping it metal, then I want to meet you! And I would also love to meet this sweet ass Slave to Metal;-)

RENEGADE RADIO!

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Watch for my show cumming soon...LOUD and DIRTY with The Colonel!

ROCK OUT with your COCK OUT!
For bookings at the French Quarter...Visit L&R!

Tell them Brenda from DARK CLOUD sent you!

ALWAYS HONEST, ALWAYS TRUE,
ALWAYS STRONG, ALWAYS METAL!

Love those WOLVES!

Check out Erin and her band SinAriA!

For New York and New England area bookings visit Sinister Shows!



I MADE THE DEVILS REJECTS

R.I.P.

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ROCK SOLID PRESSURE ANNUAL SHOWCASE

ROCK SOLID PRESSURE and SUBLIMINAL PRODUCTIONS present THE ROCK SOLID PRESSURE SHOWCASE 2006 / OCT 7th The annual 'Rock Solid Pressure Showcase' is shaping up to be our biggest and best event ever. W...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 18:47:00 GMT

Levels of Metal...Very Funny!

HEAVY METALThe protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess. POWER METALThe protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 12:28:00 GMT

HELL WITHIN INTERVIEW/CD Review!

An Evening with Hell Within Writer: Brenda Hammick I recently had the opportunity to attend my first (but definitely not my last) "HELL WITHIN" show at Thee Imperial in Jacksonville, Florida. Hell Wit...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 22:34:00 GMT