Have the force I do, yes, I do. Solo is my Han in Leia buns.
Making Luke carry me on his back when perfectly capable am I. Assdumb.
Kids I have. When 900 hundred years old you reach, lots of young Jedi will you have.......like David Lee Roth. Potent are my midiclorians!
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The Usual Suspects. Come om' say I, who doesn't like.
The tele is for padawans, not masters like meself.
Horror Books like the one that talks about letting a woman join the jedi council she does. Frightening.
I am the Jedi master!.............. maybe Darth Sidious...........pussy