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Job Description-Mom

JOB DESCRIPTION- MOM  This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, no one would have done it!!!!  POSITION :  Mother, Mom, Mama, Mommy, Momma, Ma  JOB DESCRIPTION:  ...
Posted by ***Jessica*** on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:15:00 PST

Mayo and Coffee

  The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee When things in your lives seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffe...
Posted by ***Jessica*** on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 10:07:00 PST

everything has a gender

EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER      You may not know this, but many nonliving things have a gender. Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everythingin, but you can see right throug...
Posted by ***Jessica*** on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 10:45:00 PST

Girls vs. grown women

Girls VS Grown Women Girls vs. Grown Women...WHICH ONE ARE YOU?Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the gu...
Posted by ***Jessica*** on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 06:11:00 PST

Daddy's Poem

Daddy's Poem Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow.  Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably s...
Posted by ***Jessica*** on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 04:29:00 PST