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Jo Motha Fuckin anna BIOTCHES

Life isn’t worth living if you live in MONOATONE

About Me


Poseidon
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You Are The High Priestess
You represent mystery - secrets that are yet to be revealed.
You find yourself sitting between two worlds: one dark, one light.
You tend to hold these two worlds in balance, reconciling the two.
Open and welcoming, you invite others to learn your secrets.
Your fortune:
Something hidden, or latent, in your life is about to come forward.
You need to pay more attention to your dreams, thoughts, intuition, and imagination.
And if that involves tapping into your dark side, it will all balance out in the end.
You have a lot of potential dying to be unleashed, so let those gates open! What Tarot Card Are You?
You are Bettie Page
Girl next door with a wild streak
You're a famous beauty - with unique look
And the people like you are cultish about it What Famous Pinup Are You?
You Are Confident Sexy
You're one sexy chica, and you know it.
You've got the confidence to strut your stuff...
And approach any man who happens to catch your eye.
You may make a guys run away, but the true men will appreciate your moxie. What Kind of Sexy Are You?
Well lets see about me...

Im freshly single. Dont bother me with your oh your so sexy bull fucking shit I dont want to hear it. Im not interested dont even attempt.
There is alot to tell yet, not to Much all at the same time. Im a bartender and I love it. I love the people, I love having the fun. I just love freegin socializing...*wink*
Im a 28 year old female, pretty fun most days, I have my bad days like everyone else. I try to be as real as possible. I believe karma has a way of taking care of its own and do unto others and they do unto you. It always comes back around and always worst on the way back.
I grew up most of my years in california. I have 2 brothers out there still as well as my precious daughter celina. My baby sister and my brother and his woman both just had 2 baby boys a week within each other around new years. I love my family and believe life is worth living everyday. Laughter is the key.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joanna AKA Jo AKA Jo Jo
Birthday: Sept 5th, 1977
Birthplace: Reno, NV
Current Location: OKC
Eye Color: Blue Baby
Hair Color: Blonde with a smidge of Burnette undertones
Height: 5'2
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righy
Your Heritage: Irish -Scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Heels
Your Weakness: Food... Spicy Sushi...Mmmm....(drool)
Your Fears: Being abandoned
Your Perfect Pizza: veggie w/pineapple and oregano
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: back into the army
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn i have alot to get done today
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: my kitty sweety pie.. ass a hole was allergic to cats and I lost my baby
Pepsi or Coke: yuk
MacDonalds or Burger King: YUK
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: yuk yuk yuk
Chocolate or Vanilla: twist it up
Cappuccino or Coffee: mix it up
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: like a sailor
Do you Sing: oh yeah off key
Do you Shower Daily: some 2-3-4 timesq
Have you Been in Love:
Do you want to go to College: eventually
Do you want to get Married: back at eventually when I find a man I can trust and doesnt need other womans attention on them all the time
Do you belive in yourself: more and more every day
Do you get Motion Sickness: at times.. but no not really
Do you think you are Attractive: i know i can pull some hotties
Are you a Health Freak: i need to be
Do you get along with your Parents: depends on the day
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Do you play an Instrument: use to play the piano and chello
&..39;In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:' oh yeah.. last night at the strip club
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nada
In the past month have you gone on a Date: will be on one tomorrow
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: does a bear shit in the woods?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: oh yea and i will be tomorrow going out with someone
In the past month have you been on Stage: oh no
In the past month have you been Dumped: just say we broke up
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no need to
Ever been Drunk: to many times to count
Ever been called a Tease: of course Im female
Ever been Beaten up: not in a long time
Ever Shoplifted: candy bar when i was like a kid
How do you want to Die: in flaming glory
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i grown up joanna
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Slate Blue
Favourite Hair Color: burnette
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: taller than me
Weight: depends on the man...
Best Clothing Style: relaxed and casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: i admit nothing..lo...*wink*
Number of CDs I own: download baby!
Number of Piercings: my ears count anymore??
Number of Tattoos: 4.. soon to be 3 as soon as I can get Monkey to do my back up
Number of things in my Past I Regret: mmm...supposedly breaking someones nose.. to bad it wasnt his heart..men like him dont have hearts.. all the care abotu is the next best pussy that comes around..you know they say they are 30 but act 18..lol...
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Dear Alcohol:

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My First Speeding Ticket

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Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 23:36:00 GMT

What a Joke!!! LOL... REPOST

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Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 13:17:00 GMT

People who lie about their heritage...

So my sister and I were having breakfast this morning discussing how this guy is a complete fuck nut. ( which Im sure he got fucked in the ass as a teenager)So he goes around telling everyone he is ha...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 06:32:00 GMT

WTF CHUCK

Soooo.. Im over here getting things taken care of in a physical and I cant believe my eyes when I found out..OMFG I GREW 2 INCHES..Now when in the hell did I grow up to 5'2???I was 5ft since I was 11 ...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 13:48:00 GMT

Fake Silly Bastards..Sigh...*rolling eyes*

I just have to let off some more stema before I have to go to work. I mean really, what is wrong with some people now a days...All bla bla bla and yadda yadda yadda! Do fake people really think that y...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 17:18:00 GMT

American Bulldog Puppies!!!

Ahh the sweest most adorable puppies in the world...well maybe not, but they sure growl alot! Big Boy!   The one blue Eyed Girl...   The Other Boy...Looks just like his daddy...   Ah...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 13:49:00 GMT

HEY STUPID FUCKWADS!!!

OK i need to vent about all your stupid pathetic fucks emailing me and not reading my god forsaken profile.. dont send me your number asking me for some ass...IT WONT HAPPEN. Im here for Friends and N...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 17:29:00 GMT

70 Things About My Fun Lovin Ass

70 THINGS YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME.1. DO YOU SNORE? only when Im really relaly exhausted 2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? depends on my mood, i like both from time to time 3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 17:17:00 GMT