Huggy Bear

For those of you who don't know I am both extremely funny and very intelligent. I am also blessed enough to have handsome features and an impressive physique. Plus, I am talented in so many things that it would take too long to list them all here. Despite all of this I remain most humble and I feel it is to my great credit that I always patronise those who are clearly so much worse off than myself. I do what I can to help these people - this is usually sparing them a couple of minutes here and there, knowing what a massive difference that will make to their pathetic little lives. In fact, I'm sure, that by spending time reading this, you have had the same blessing poured upon your otherwise pitiful existence too. Please, don't give up, don't despair; instead, look upon me as setting a standard which you can aspire to.