Ron Burgundy - ProfilesArchive

About Me

In San Diego, one anchorman was more man then the rest. His name was Ron Burgundy. He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls.

My Interests

Reading my news, eating ribs for lunch, drinking scotch, going to the same party for over 10 years which is in no way depressing.

I'd like to meet:

Veronica Corningstone. She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon!

Music:

Jazz Flute. I dabble.

Movies:

Anchorman.

Television:

The Channel 4 news, San Diego.

Books:

I have many leatherbound books in my appartment which smells of...Rich...mahogany. I'm kind of a big deal.

Heroes:

My dog, Baxter. He's so wise. Like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.