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About Me

I am an easy going sort of bloke.... just tryin to make a living in this world! Apparently I'm like an eccentric Uncle in a house full of cats.....div.layoutbutton a.f{ display:block !important;

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I'd like to meet people, animals or beings. I will not show prejudice to anyone! Life's too short.... Except my life.... I'm currently perfecting the potion which will grant me immortality (Bonio dog biscuits, french brie, cillit bang, a dash of jalepeno peppers and diesel). I'll let you know if I live forever in about 70 years.... Watch this space (my space)....
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My Blog

The answer to world peace!!

I had a great vision this morning after a very weird dream and have sat for the past 2 hours thinking about the answer to world peace and harmony...  It's simple, really.If you look around us, in...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 01:43:00 GMT

The day I got my nose broke...

Handbags Add to My Profile | More VideosPlaying for my team (the ones in white, red and blue)... things turned nasty! We won the game but I lost the fight. I have a bend in my nose to ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:40:00 GMT

Oh, the irony!!!!

Right... Here's a quick blog for y'allI was driving about today in my dead Uncles speedy Vauxhall Corsa, the sun was out, the birds were singing, I had my favourite Oakley shades on and the world was ...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 14:31:00 GMT

My ranty blog - could be offensive.... but hey ho

Right.... This is something that may offend some people, there is no doubt about it. I need it to be known that I do not have massively extremist views about anything, really.  However, I love n...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:43:00 GMT

I need a Nemesis...

I am still here... Cripes!!! 2 blogs in the space of an hour.....I have worked it out.  I know what I need to do.It's clear as day now....Think about this.BatmanSpidermanCatwomanJames BondGeorge ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 17:23:00 GMT

Life is easy for the educationally subnormal... true story

I'm sat up late on a Friday contemplating what to do with all the time off I've got for Xmas!!! 3 of your weeks, no less!!!!  The worst thing about having time off is that I will no doubt be bore...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 15:43:00 GMT

Lessons learned from poor IT security

OK... Firstly I have learned a few important lessons today... One is to never trust your work colleagues, never reveal that you have a myspace page to someone who may misuse it and certainly neve...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 00:45:00 GMT

New idea to help out my food guilt

I have the answer.... It came to me in a dream.  It wasn't a very nice dream, granted. My 'selective food guilt' was on my mind as I went to bed.... I was thinking particularly of pigs.  Th...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 00:10:00 GMT

The most morally complicated meal I have eaten.....

I used to love my food.  It was great.  Most things were edible and I'd munch on most things without giving it a second thought..... I have started to get a condition I have named ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 08:43:00 GMT

My Monkey Hell....

I decided I needed an adventure and jumped into my behemoth-diesel-cruiser-mondeo and set out to Knowsley Safari Park. Got to the park and started to drive around the route saw some lovely Bison, Bong...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 02:16:00 GMT