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Michelle McLovin

michellemccann

About Me

I'm pretty fucking rad. I do my best thinking after 1.5 glasses of wine. My hair smells nice and I'll always offer you a piece of gum, even if I don't like you. I'm spontaneous. I get bored with the status quo on a fairly consistent basis, so I need to be doing something new or planning something fun in order to be a happy Michelle. Speaking in third person is one of Michelle's favorite things. I don't care if you lie to me, steal from me, talk shit on me, or kill my cat; but don't fucking interrupt me or tell me the same story twice. I'm the smartest girl on the planet and I'm the biggest cynic as well. My spunky disposition makes me much more personable than most people who maintain a similar level of cynicism. I would drive 8 hours for Mexican food and I'd drive across states for a mediocre site because, even though I care very little about the end result, I love the trip and/or the experience. I loathe people who take things too seriously and am fully convinced that they are everything that is wrong with this world. I'm not the seize the day type, I'm more of a seize the week type. I like to stop and smell the flowers and take a little nap on my way to seizing the week; I'm in no rush. I cuss a lot because I believe in the rhetorical significance of doing so. I do everything I want out of pure self absorbtion and having little to no concept of the word can't. You should too.

My Interests

Ryan! Good wine paired with good food, travel, learning to fish, wine nights, museums, new things/places, petting zoos, soccer, zombies, arguing why my political views are superior, skydiving, road trips/vacations, college football and talking trash on USC -- Gooooo Notre Dame, and coming up with new and exciting ways to get into trouble.

I'd like to meet:

I still get butterflies in my tummy even after 2 years. People search their whole lives for one moment of what we share when we're together. The love of my life is my best friend and there is nothing more on this earth that I could ever ask for. He has made me a better person in a million ways and I have learned what it means to be truly blessed. I have more than I ever expected to find in a lifetime. I'm still not sure how I caught me such an awesome manfish, but I must have some AMAZING game! He's got the sexy sexy sexiest body, the most amazing eyes I've ever seen in my life, the BEST personality, the sweetest heart, he's insanely smart, and he keeps me laughing on a daily basis. I am one lucky ladyfish!

Music:

Freddy Mercury

Movies:

Lord of War
The Hot Chick
Boondock Saints
Band of Brothers
Edward Scissorhands
Snakes on a Plane
Joe Dirt
Grandma's Boy

Books:

A Thousand Spelindid Suns (the best book you can ever read in a lifetime!!!)
Angels and Demons
The Stand
The Zombie Survival Guide
The Giving Tree (aww)
Tuesdays with Morrie
The Book Thief
The Spirit Catches You When You Fall Down
Fahrenheit 451
Suite Francaise

Heroes:

I am super blessed to have so many heroes that surround me on a daily basis.

My perfect parents. I hope to be as smart, kind, successful and absolutely wonderful as they are.

My perfect Ryan. The love of my life who just so happened to restore my faith in life.

Last but not least,