Michelle McLovin

I'm pretty fucking rad. I do my best thinking after 1.5 glasses of wine. My hair smells nice and I'll always offer you a piece of gum, even if I don't like you. I'm spontaneous. I get bored with the status quo on a fairly consistent basis, so I need to be doing something new or planning something fun in order to be a happy Michelle. Speaking in third person is one of Michelle's favorite things. I don't care if you lie to me, steal from me, talk shit on me, or kill my cat; but don't fucking interrupt me or tell me the same story twice. I'm the smartest girl on the planet and I'm the biggest cynic as well. My spunky disposition makes me much more personable than most people who maintain a similar level of cynicism. I would drive 8 hours for Mexican food and I'd drive across states for a mediocre site because, even though I care very little about the end result, I love the trip and/or the experience. I loathe people who take things too seriously and am fully convinced that they are everything that is wrong with this world. I'm not the seize the day type, I'm more of a seize the week type. I like to stop and smell the flowers and take a little nap on my way to seizing the week; I'm in no rush. I cuss a lot because I believe in the rhetorical significance of doing so. I do everything I want out of pure self absorbtion and having little to no concept of the word can't. You should too.