Best tide: mediumBest swell direction: crossed-up NWBest size: 2 to 10 feetBest wind: EPerfecto-meter: 3 to 8 (1=Lake Erie; 10=Jeffreys Bay)Bottom: sandAbility level: beginner to advancedBring your: sponge, shortboardBest season: fall/winterAccess: parking lot at bottom of 45th StreetCrowd factor: heavy when it’s firing, desolate when it’s notLocal vibe: "Take your pink wetsuits back to Gardena" (once written in wax on the wall there)Bicep burn: 2 to 8, depends on size and sandbars (1=knee-high Waikiki; 10=triple-overhead Ocean Beach)Poo patrol: 8 (1=clean; 10=turds in the lineup)Shark danger: 2 (1=none; 10=bring an iron cage)