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SOUNDS OF THE GERHARD

GETSIYAH

About Me

"Thanks for calling you've reached Deanne's phone, sorry I'm not available right now but if you leave your name and number I'll get back to you as soon as I can, if you have an avon order go ahead and leave it on the phone and I will call you back, Thanks and have a great day"........Vote The Beard in 08.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/19/2004
Band Website: CREST
Band Members: Our rap names aka nicknames are: Me-Chops, The Lonely Bunny....Adam (friend)-MrNiceShoes, The Muffin Man, Schneider the Spider, Schneid, and FC........Jonny (younger brother)-Oatmeal.....Cody(cousin) -Fuzzy Muffin......Wesley (cousin)-Wesley the Inviting Presley....Brian (cousin)-Fingernail Sensitivity...Sarah(cousin)-Bo Bice Grip on your foot...Josh (friend and The Beard's son)-Osh Kosh B Josh or OKBJ....and finally Casey (used to be hilarious man..now is a retard)-Gacy Jones, Gerhard the Great, or Pabst
Influences: "IT'S ONLY GOOD IF IT'S FRESH AND WIGGLING"-NICHOLAS WALVOORD
Sounds Like: MORE OVALTINE HOT PLEASE!!!!!
Record Label: DQ Records
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Richard Gere......

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6560371.stm Richard Gere decided to celebrate Aids Awareness Day in India by kissing Shilpa Shetty, the Celebrity Big Brother winner at an Aids awareness rally...
Posted by SOUNDS OF THE GERHARD on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 10:29:00 PST

WILFORD BRIMLEY..AND GERALDO RIVERA

..> is there anyone alive with a greater moustache than these two stache icons? the answer is most certainly NO!! geraldo rivera by far has himself a great power moustache. he may be retarded and an...
Posted by SOUNDS OF THE GERHARD on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 03:57:00 PST

Lamar Hunt 1932-2006

Probably easily one of the greatest people to ever set foot on this planet......died.  Lamar Hunt was the owner of the Kansas City Chiefs (The Greatest Team In the history of football).  He ...
Posted by SOUNDS OF THE GERHARD on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 04:39:00 PST

RANDOM CRAP A TIRED PERSON WILL SAY

I remember who I am.  I'm David.  I am Chops.  I chopped down a tree with an axe in flannel so I could pretend to be a lumberjack and smile about it.  I fish in ponds.  I hunt...
Posted by SOUNDS OF THE GERHARD on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 12:55:00 PST

adam schneider and his dad.....wait a sec....what dad

MY FAVORITE JOKES ABOUT ADAM SCHNEIDER: DAVID: "KNOCK, KNOCK"ADAM: "WHO'S THERE?"DAVID AKA ME: "NOT YOUR DAD CUZ HE LEFT YOU FAGGOT"ADAM: "WANNA HEAR SOMETHING HILARIOUS?.........WOMEN'S RIGHTS"DAVID:...
Posted by SOUNDS OF THE GERHARD on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 02:12:00 PST

ANOTHER POEM FOR YOU BART THE CONQUEROR

SIR CHOPS OF NAUGHTYHAM AM II LOOK AT MY YARD AND I CRYPOOR BART THE CONQUEROR IS NOT THERE TO WIPE THE TEAR FROM MY EYEI REALLY MISS YOU BART AND I WISH YOU COULD BE HERE TO WATCH YOUR 'REPLACEMENTS'...
Posted by SOUNDS OF THE GERHARD on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 02:39:00 PST

THE LIFE OF BART THE CONQUEROR

BART WAS BORN ON SEPTEMBER 18, AROUND 1992 WE THINK ANYWAYS. NOBODY IS QUITE SURE. HE WAS ADOPTED INTO THE WYNNE HOUSEHOLD LATE ONE SUMMER IN 1996. WE WERE TOLD HE WAS 4 1/2 YEARS AT THE TIME BUT SOME...
Posted by SOUNDS OF THE GERHARD on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST