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I am 5'9" and 120 lbs with natural blond hair. I have no credit card debt and always arrive on time. I am always pleasant and am the life of any party. I never drink to excess and always obey the law (especially speed limits). I work out every day and eat only healthful foods. My original artwork has won numerous awards. I have been on the moon, starred in three major motion pictures, graduated with honors from Harvard, and written a best-selling novel. I have developed a cure for cancer, which is awaiting approval by the FDA. I've traveled the world to gain a better understanding of other cultures and am currently raising money for various good causes. My apartment is spotless and the dishes are done. I iron all my clothes and call my mother every day. And I never lie.
"Brevity is the soul of wit." -Bill Shakespeare
"Insanity is continuing to do the same things and expecting different results."
"Talk low, talk slow, and don't talk too much." - John Wayne
"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." -President Abraham Lincoln
"If the left side of the brain controls the right side of your body, and the right side of your brain controls the left side of your body, then left-handed people must be the only ones in their right minds."~W.C. Fields
"When I grow up, I want to be a waterbed"~Taco Bell hot sauce
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