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JessMess

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About Me

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I am 5'9" and 120 lbs with natural blond hair. I have no credit card debt and always arrive on time. I am always pleasant and am the life of any party. I never drink to excess and always obey the law (especially speed limits). I work out every day and eat only healthful foods. My original artwork has won numerous awards. I have been on the moon, starred in three major motion pictures, graduated with honors from Harvard, and written a best-selling novel. I have developed a cure for cancer, which is awaiting approval by the FDA. I've traveled the world to gain a better understanding of other cultures and am currently raising money for various good causes. My apartment is spotless and the dishes are done. I iron all my clothes and call my mother every day. And I never lie.
"Brevity is the soul of wit." -Bill Shakespeare
"Insanity is continuing to do the same things and expecting different results."
"Talk low, talk slow, and don't talk too much." - John Wayne
"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." -President Abraham Lincoln
"If the left side of the brain controls the right side of your body, and the right side of your brain controls the left side of your body, then left-handed people must be the only ones in their right minds."~W.C. Fields
"When I grow up, I want to be a waterbed"~Taco Bell hot sauce
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

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My Interests

barefoot in the grass on a sunny day, a bottle of wine between friends, a cup of coffee and a good book, dessert before dinner, waking up to kisses, hearing from old friends, music blaring with the windows down and the wind in my hair, watching movies snuggled under a blanket, movies at the dollar theatre on tuesday, vodka tonics with lime, a beer in one hand and quarters for the jukebox in the other, journalism projects that make me feel talented, theater that makes you laugh or makes you think, singing when you think no one can hear, dancing when you know people are watching (and laughing) but you just don't care, sleeping until the price is right comes on, sex and the city uncensored, you...

I'd like to meet:

Chuck Norris. He uses tabasco sauce as eyedrops. Chuck Norris blows bubbles with beef jerky. He can also slam revolving doors. And THAT, my friends, is simply amazing.
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[noun]:

A hard-core grave robber

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Music:

I have a guitar now. That's pretty awesome. Too bad I broke one of the strings.A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. ~Leopold StokowskiMusic washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach

Movies:

Ones that make me laugh, cry, think or all of the above. I see you're drinking one percent. Is that because you think you're fat? Because you could be drinking whole milk if you wanted.
Lucky Number Slevin, Fight Club, Napoleon Dynamite,Best in Show, What About Bob?

Television:

Free. And I only get one station.Denny Crane.

Books:

I used to read a lot. I should start again.

Heroes:

Ron Burgandy?

My Blog

Puking Pumpkin, etc.

check out www.extremepumpkins.com. these are sweet. anybody have some kerosene?Not girl scout approved...Calm Tom, your pumpkins are the coolest. Ever. Period....
Posted by JessMess on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 04:30:00 PST

Where the $ goes

Ok, how well do you know me? With the last of the money in my checking account, did I: A: Buy my betta fish some freeze-dried bloodworms B: Pay down a credit card C: Have a kick ass lunch at Red Sun D...
Posted by JessMess on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 10:37:00 PST