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Corney Collins!

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About Me

I'm Dylan.

I'm in a fantastic relationship with my smelly girlfriend, Jen.
When I'm not busy with school, or that smelly girl, I like to spend my time with a certain ginger-haired monster and my ghost-hunting partner .

Some Interesting Facts:
I have saved Earth on more than one occasion.
I am an S-rank Master Surgeon, and very proud of this fact.
I am a talented photographer, and very well-versed in kicking the asses of ghosts.
I can slaughter zombies like it's going out of style.
I'm an...acceptable-grade ninja.
I enjoy singing.
I enjoy writing a little bit more.
I am intelligent.
I am articulate.
I am majoring in Business Administration. I (like to think that I) am a nice guy.


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"In an underlying fashion, she's looking for some passion, and someone to love her 'till she dies."

My Interests

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Exit Wounds
OMFGCOMMENTSTFU

Music:

Eliott Smith
Finding Windemere
This Is My Suitcase

My Blog

If You Always Get Up Late... [Update]

Time for an update, because Family Guy isn't on, and because I still have a whole hour until Jen gives me a call.I got a job in the summer at Franchesco's, and quit it this month. Franchesco was cheat...
Posted by Corney Collins! on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 06:29:00 PST

Dr. MyfreId Bryce

From The Desk Of:Dr. Myfreid BryceDearest Angelo,It's been some time since we've spoken, and I hope you'll forgive me for the delay in my reply, but you know all too well how busy our work can keep us...
Posted by Corney Collins! on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:54:00 PST

Sledgehammer Song

Well, I promised I'd do this, didn't I?Tonight I was off work, which was honestly just fantastic, because I was feeling a bit tired. In theory, I was supposed to wake up at 10:45 (sleeping in...yes, p...
Posted by Corney Collins! on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 11:07:00 PST

Squeely v. Wheely

So it's late and my thumbs hurt (and, I suppose, some other fingers too) so I thought I'd write something on here for the fun of it. Work's going well, and things with Jen are amazing. I don't see the...
Posted by Corney Collins! on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:05:00 PST

One Short

I just noticed my overall views, and the counter was a single view short of the year I was born. I mean, of course that means absolutely nothing, but it was just kinda fun. I could just go ask somebod...
Posted by Corney Collins! on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 01:15:00 PST

'Cause we all stop to react the same as you.

Done with school, finally, and I'm all kinds of pleased about that. I mean, all issues of stress over English aside, I was just so utterly sick of my HIS 103 class that going to it every single day wa...
Posted by Corney Collins! on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 10:32:00 PST

From Every Pane Of Weathered Glass

Studying is going really well. I'm nearly done with HIS 102's stuff, by and large, and oddly, I'm in a MUCH better mood than I was earlier. I mean, I was feeling downright blue, and was actually upset...
Posted by Corney Collins! on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 05:28:00 PST

Gigas

There's really not all that much to report. This'll be my last week at Sinclair for the quarter, and really, my last day is largely tomorrow. I'm going in on Friday to turn in my English portfolio, bu...
Posted by Corney Collins! on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 04:10:00 PST

Lord Knows, Puss Don't Feed Herself

Etc.Speaking of, I wore my all-kinds-of-Bee-Ay custom Suitcase shirt out tonight with Kader to see Spiderman 3. It was a hoot and a half, believe me; we got to hear girls speculate just how many licks...
Posted by Corney Collins! on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 01:44:00 PST

3+3+1

Been a while, huh? So, to make up for that, I'm basically just going to skip over the majority of things that have happened between my last update and now...but only because we're such good friends, R...
Posted by Corney Collins! on Sun, 06 May 2007 02:35:00 PST