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George Malumbo

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I spend a lot of time outside, mostly because I am homeless, I use the library computers to meet rich debutants and sleep with them for booze and money for crack. I also have a part time job stealing car stereos for the russian mafia, I use that money to travel and see the world, I have slept in gutters world wide and consider myself a jet setter. I currently reside in downtown disneyland and I have made a lot of great friends here...mostly the garbage cans that look like famous people. I am thinking about moving into the castle, but I dont know if I am ready for that kind of change...
How will you DIE?
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You will die by ninja attack
At age 54
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A three legged rodeo clown, Scarlet Johanson, Jimmy Hendrix, anyone with a birthmark that looks like FDR, Keith Moon, Porn stars with glow in the dark belly button studs,XX kids, and anyone with a !really! shitty local band...(DEMO TAPES HO!!!)
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My Blog

This is for real...(Im sorry Mrs Jackson)

So It is official.  I am moving to Alaska in the summer.  Come April I will no longer be a resident of Cedar City.  Right now it is just a summer thing, but who knows.  If they end...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 11:19:00 GMT

NEW BLOG!!!!!!

This is a new blog... That is all
Posted by on Wed, 06 Apr 2005 12:47:00 GMT

I am a Monkey!!

You are a MONKEY! You rock my sox! You wear your emotions on yoursleeve, and is LOUD LOUD LOUD! Monkey? Pizza? Death? Oompa Loompa? brought to you by Quizilla
Posted by on Mon, 06 Dec 2004 17:16:00 GMT

A new blog!!

So here it is...finally a new blog in prolly a whole year! New things..I have to do this quick because the computer hates me...I have started ghost hunting with Shakes, Turtle and Winston. We starte...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Nov 2004 13:30:00 GMT

Site update..

So anyone who really knows me will already know this is a joke...but just in case..I am really kidding, and if you have any shread of a sence of humor...you will laugh...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Mar 2004 21:13:00 GMT

Checking in

So it has been quite some time since my last journal entry...that sounded really emo but I dont care. So the more I use this thing the more I enjoy it. Who would have guessed there were so many hard...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2004 22:27:00 GMT

Straight Edge and Computers...a Paradox

So thank you to Miss sXe for so generously introducing me to the world of edge on the web. I had no idea that there were so many supporters of the edge on here. Usually in places like this you find ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2003 22:13:00 GMT

Back again

Well hello all again, time for more news from the front. Had a great day at work today despite cold temps. Only had one student all day and he rocked, he was already turning regular and switch, so I...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Dec 2003 16:42:00 GMT

First go

Hey everyone, well this is my first entry. I cant guarentee any kind of quality in this thing. All I can promise is my honest thoughts. Not to say I am one of those whiny ass goth kids where all I ...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Dec 2003 21:34:00 GMT