Oh no he didn’t! Oh yes he did’id! |
When girls don't put out.(girls don't read this if u don't have a sense of humor)This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. and funny so just go with it(Girls -- Have a sense of humor!)One e...
Posted by 1/18th Mexican on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 10:57:00 PST |
GIRLS MUST READ |
A note for the girls ......>Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teethThe Ameri...
Posted by 1/18th Mexican on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 05:04:00 PST |
You know you're from OMAHA if..... |
You graduated from a high school that had a geographical direction for a name.You know exactly what and where Counciltuckey is, and you stay away from it.You call anything past Elkhorn "the rest of Ne...
Posted by 1/18th Mexican on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 04:56:00 PST |
Things I've learned living in Texas |
Armadillos sleep in the middle of the road with all four feet in the air. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Texas. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Texas, plus a f...
Posted by 1/18th Mexican on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 06:09:00 PST |
Texa§ Friend§ |
~TEXAS FRIENDS~ OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food TEXAS FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. TEXAS FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. OTHER FRIE...
Posted by 1/18th Mexican on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 08:11:00 PST |
TEXAS girls are the best! |
Boston girls are prettyNew York girls are smartBut it takes a Texas girlTo win a fella's heartFlorida girls are tanVegas girls are hoesBut when you want the best looking girlTexas is where you gotta g...
Posted by 1/18th Mexican on Wed, 31 May 2006 09:24:00 PST |
Texas Facts |
Here are some little known, very interesting facts about Texas.. 1. Beaumont to El Paso: 742 miles 2. Beaumont to Chicago: 770 miles 3. El Paso is closer to California than to Dallas 4. World's first ...
Posted by 1/18th Mexican on Thu, 18 May 2006 03:30:00 PST |
Olny srmat poeple can raed tihs! |
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of th...
Posted by 1/18th Mexican on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 07:04:00 PST |
