Too All my Genius Friends |
> To all my genius friends:> > > > You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is > sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same > speed as you.... Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 14:57:00 GMT |
The Koala and the Little Lizard |
A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."So the l... Posted by on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 19:16:00 GMT |
In Case I |
In case i dieIt dosn't matter to melife was nothing except a wasteIf I were to die tomorrowDon't cry for me Because I did not really exsistIn body maybe, but in soulIt's like a assist,almost at the to... Posted by on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 19:13:00 GMT |
Bottles from the Spring |
When I was tenI two-stepped down a country pathTo a wooded spring which erupted softlyNear the outskirts of my summertime home.When my hands were smallerThey touched through that wet transparencyTo fi... Posted by on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 19:08:00 GMT |
Greg"s fake facts: |
Facts: Daylight Savings is when time stops and you run around changing clocks for an hour. I'd rather just keep time going and let clocks fend for themselves Posted by on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 20:02:00 GMT |