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Emily

About Me

Life tinted view... Your narrow-mindedness may force you to categorize me, but my mere existence surpasses everything of which you are aware. You ask how my day was. Do you really care? Or would it please you more to assume that it was great? Superficial responses ignite within you a sense that we are bonding. You ask what I am thinking--though to think that you would fully comprehend is almost absurd. Just accept me for who I am, and we can run together
FEEL.LIVE.CREATE
To my parents I was not yet a concept. Nineteen years, six months, 12 days, however many hours ago...and add nine months for the pregnancy and another few days for my lil sperm to kick it with my egg... and however long it takes the sperm to go through its process travelling through the vas deferens or whatever they call it. That's something they discuss in bio lecture, but I wouldn't know cuz I never went.
But back to my creation... What was I? A bad dream? One too many drinks? A hit on the crack pipe? Or just a broken condom? Pssh... If they even used birth control, who knows? People do stupid things when they're young and in love. Or horny But whatevers. Out bounced a healthy lil baby girl. Born a FOB. Hangook pride. Became twinkified with a hint of chocolate mousse. I call it being versatile.
Fuck with meeh, I dare you.
SMILE!
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My Interests

Student and Professional during the day...

Bar Manager by night...

and Undercover Superhero on alternate holidays!

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I'd like to meet:


An illusionist once asked a young woman to love him.
The young woman responded, how can i love a man i never knew


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AND I SPECIALIZE IN MORTGAGES,
SO ANYONE WHO NEEDS A HOMELOAN... i gotta deal =P


My Blog

court

laced up my kicks and went to the court today (no, not traffic court) and completely SCHOOLED ben at 1-on-1.  beat him 11-5.  pathetic, eh?  decided to take it easy on him playing HORSE...
Posted by Emily on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 04:03:00 PST

the saga continues

argh! my apt was supposed to be ready to move into this week... just got an email last night saying that it won't be ready til oct 1st eh... what's another month? ...goingcrazy......
Posted by Emily on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 06:40:00 PST

trapped

Surrounded by white walls, I realize that I am not supposed to be here.  My destination is the top floor--or at least any other floor but this one.  I am in the basement.  &nb...
Posted by Emily on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:31:00 PST

webster

las·civ·i·ous  [luh-siv-ee-uhs]adjective     1.  Given to or expressing lust; lecherous     2.  Exciting sexual desires, salacious    &...
Posted by Emily on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 07:31:00 PST

headache

hurts to keep my eyes opentoo bored to keep them closed
Posted by Emily on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 11:20:00 PST

gAngsta

three moves in two months. i rock. actually, my friends rock. especially d-licious. he helped me move all three times. first to astoria. then to midtown. then to ctown. six sweat-drenched men&nbs...
Posted by Emily on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 02:36:00 PST

A new believer

Three days of making out with toilets + premenstrual cramps = very grumpy desperate emily Not in my right mind set, I willingly swallow two teaspoons of apple cider vinegar (and an extra gulp just for...
Posted by Emily on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 03:14:00 PST

food poisoning

sucks
Posted by Emily on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:32:00 PST

Fortune Cookie

Chinese food (again) for lunch.  My fortune was so on point! "Everyone thinks you are the best" ...
Posted by Emily on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 08:22:00 PST

Leftover $.*%

before i begin my story, there are two things that you need to know about meeh, and they are as follows: 1.  i'm a germophobe, meaning that germs are beyond icky; they're gross, disgusting, vile ...
Posted by Emily on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 01:43:00 PST