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- The Queen of Darkness, Herself. -

Ruining the shit out of someone elses day really brightens up mine.

About Me


"you're obliged to pretend respect for people
and institutions you think absurd. you
live attached in a cowardly fashion to moral and
social conventions you despise, condemn, and
know lack all foundation. it is that permanent
contradiction between your ideas
and desires and all the dead formalities and vain pretences
of your civilization which makes you
sad, troubled and unbalanced.
in that intolerable conflict you lose all joy of
life and all feeling of personality, because at
every moment they suppress and restrain
and check the free play of your powers.
That's the poisoned and mortal wound
of the civilized world."

Sometimes at night the darkness
and silence weighs on me.
Peace frightens me.


Perhaps I fear it
most of all.

I feel it's only a facade,

hiding the face of hell.

I think of what's in store for my children tomorrow;
"The
world
will
be
wonderful,"

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but from whose viewpoint?
We need to live in a
state of suspended animation, like
a work of art;
in a state
of enchantment...
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My Interests

My name's Boab. Bingo to close friends, 'You Ya Cunt' to the closest.

Not a lot is going on right now, I got my first job recently as a shelf stacking weekend lover. The devil must be fucking freezin right now.

I would like a ladyfriend, but I don't like to commit to anything deeper than what I'm having for dinner. That being said, I've generally been lucky with the ladies in my life. Not ALWAYS lucky, but if you want to make an omlette, sometimes the eggs are going to be insane I guess.

I am in love with Paris Hilton. Not in the that way queers are, I mean I want to have sex with every hole in her body. She embodies everything I look for in a woman. Although it would be nice if her specialist topic was the fine arts or something and not saying 'that's hot'. Actually, I take that back, she is awesome.

If you think I'm shallow by now, you probably have a face like a shit.

If you think you are random, then don't speak to me. Better yet, just kill yourself. Seriously, no one really thinks you are funny. They think you are a fucking idiot.

I'd like to meet:



Who I'd Like To Meet:
Someone who can make my boring little corner of the world a bit more entertaining.

Music:

Musically, I'm quite a complex son of a cunt. The bands or artists I enjoy most are invariably the ones no one has ever heard of or the ones that went out of fashion months ago.

It's not because I think I'm an individual or that I'm expressing myself, it's just that I like being able to enjoy something at my own pace, and not bombarded with it on my telly and radio, not that I ever turn either of them on anymore.

Think of it like this, when you are out at a club or something and that flavour of the month band comes on with that song you love it's nice, right? Well, imagine what the chances of me hearing a Suede song are at a club in this day and age, and then imagine how good it is when it happens.

Maybe I just like being fucking difficult.

I write a lot of music, against all advice and criticism. I think I need to work a lot harder, but I will make a career out of doing it, because that's what I want to do with my life. I was in a band for a year but nothing really came of it, I think I just came away with a greater idea of what I didn't want to be. At the same time, however, I can't decide what it is I do want to be so it's all a big fucking skirmish in my head right now.

Luckily, I don't take anything in life seriously so I don't worry about it. I am a firm believer in fate, but I think you can control it. Essentially, I like to think that if you are sure of yourself and that things will happen, then you can relax and let fate run it's course. As long as you don't force it things generally work out alright.

My dream is to be famous by the time I'm 21, a dad by the time I'm 23 and living by the seaside by the time I'm 30.

This has become less about music and more about my own pretentious bullshit so I'll save us all by doing the Myspace thing and listing as many bands I really like that I can think of.

Only instead, just to be a twisted bastard, I'll list all the bands that influence me. If you can tick more than five of these bands on a list of your own, we can totally be friends. Unless you are ugly. In that case, get to fuck, sausage.

(They're in no order, just as I remember them)

Suede
Pulp
Patrick Wolf
Stina Nordenstam
Regina Spektor
Tom Waits
Modest Mouse
Sparks
Manic Street Preachers
Mew
Muse
Miyavi

Movies:

Moonchild Beijing Rocks Oldboy Benny & Joon American Psycho Strictly Ballroom A Bittersweet Life Dead Man's Shoes

Television:

..

I'm fucking obsessed with Ouran High Host Club, thanks Paul.

Books:

Brett Easton Ellis

Heroes:

"Please understand. We don't want no trouble. We just want the right to be different. That's all."

"I've always been attracted to people who actually think of themselves as stars, people who treat life like a film or a book."

"I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your fucking mouth."

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink, because when they wake up in the morning that's the best they are going to feel all day."

"Last words are for fools who haven't said enough."

My Blog

Liam Gallagher is a Legend. You Are Not.

Because I'm currently cultivating some epic sideburns, I had to study some photos of Liam Gallagher before proceeding with my shave tonight.During my travels along the tangled tubes of the interwebs, ...
Posted by - The Queen of Darkness, Herself. - on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 03:58:00 PST

I’ll Give You Fuckers "New Rave."

What was wrong with old rave?Not a damn thing that's what. I'm tired of you losers and your inventing of genres off the cuff willy nilly.It's not like a fucking painting movement, no one is listening ...
Posted by - The Queen of Darkness, Herself. - on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 07:11:00 PST

Make Mine A Trilogy(More Asda)

Since I know you all give two shits, I decided to add what I should hope will be the final installment of my Asda legacy. I was given ANOTHER rota last night, which is every bit as shite as the last o...
Posted by - The Queen of Darkness, Herself. - on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 11:15:00 PST

The Best Feature Myspace could EVER Implement.

A way to block certain peoples bulletins.I am so sick of having to don my hip-waders every day so I can sift balls-deep through all the quizzes and other shit that you fruitcakes post incessantly.For ...
Posted by - The Queen of Darkness, Herself. - on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:49:00 PST

I’d Be A Manager If I Didn’t Have Goals In Life.

In an attempt to better understand the incompetence at Asda, I decide to have a crack at writing up my own rota.After about ten minutes, I managed to come up with a timetable spread over two weeks, th...
Posted by - The Queen of Darkness, Herself. - on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 08:52:00 PST

Fuck Asda

I've never complained about how shite working for Asda is on here. Or maybe I have, I can't remember.Anyway, it's fucking bollocks. If you ever plan on applying for a job there then I hope you like bl...
Posted by - The Queen of Darkness, Herself. - on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 12:01:00 PST

R&B: ’Rehashed & Bollocks’

To all R&B shitwizards. Would you all PLEASE stop sampling classic songs on your shitty records. I loved Golden Brown and Stand by me the first time around and I didn't need to hear it looped wh...
Posted by - The Queen of Darkness, Herself. - on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 04:23:00 PST

Film Review:The Matrix Revolutions

It's a well known fact I avoid all popular culture. But since I had nothing else to do tonight I watch the Matrix 2 and 3. The second one was more or less what I expected, but the third one reached di...
Posted by - The Queen of Darkness, Herself. - on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 03:59:00 PST

Pot to Kettle: You Are Black.

Aw yous cunts ever do is moan about how hard your life is.WELL, me and my team of midgets dressed as scientists have been knocking it back and forth and we came up with this jarring statistic that sho...
Posted by - The Queen of Darkness, Herself. - on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 05:48:00 PST

Why I Never Say What I'm Thinking

I've decided to start drawing my thoughts.I hope they will give me something interesting to draw in the future instead of daft wee anime fella's.Anyway, here is the first two, neither are finished cos...
Posted by - The Queen of Darkness, Herself. - on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 02:09:00 PST