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Kazoo

I am here for Friends

About Me

I escaped from the space rocket as nature's finely tuned dancing machine. You cannot resist my nose freckles. They represent the intergalactic journey of hardship I traveled to find my loving mum. I am intrigued yet insanely scared of snakes. sorry adria.
You Are Rowlf the Dog
Mellow and serious, you enjoy time alone cultivating your talents.
You're a cool dog, and you always present a relaxed vibe.
A talented pianist, you can play almost anything - especially songs by Beethoven.
"My bark is worse than my bite, and my piano playing beats 'em both." The Muppet Personality Testhow ghey.

My Interests

I heart .......
cabinet doors. moist snacky treats. sleeping in my croissant pose. shadow-walker. thunderpaw-stomping across the floorboards. rump-protector. taste-tester. guarding any shower participants. late night Indiana Jones marathons with RJ.

I'd like to meet:

my fellow gay jews in Logan Square. gargamel.

Music:

RICK JAMES BITCH.

Movies:

Have you seen any of my highly rated kitty porns? shhhh! boys only!

Television:

When Animals Attack!

Books:

Catwings

Heroes:

Little Man. count of monte cristo. bone.

My Blog

Kazoo vs. Godzilla (the battle to remember)

memoirs in progress...
Posted by Kazoo on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 11:15:00 PST