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Laura Hugg

May yer lion lay down wid' yer lamb...

About Me

2 Nuns were takin' a road trip in transylvania when a tiny vampire jumps on their windshield. They scream and the Sister in the driver's seat says " I'll turn on the wipers and knock him off!" So she does and the tiny vampire falls off but soon he's right back on the hood hissing and spitting at them! Then she says,"I know! I filled the windshield wiper fluid with holy water before we left the Vatican! I'll turn the windshield wiper fluid on him!" So she does and the little vampire is burned and flies off but soon he is back and singed and more pissed off than ever! Finally the Nun in the driver's seat turns to her Sister companion and says "Quick Sister! Show him your cross!" With that, the other Nun leans her head out of the window and screams "GET THE FUCK OFF OUR CAR!!!"

My Interests

Theater, film, comedy, political satire, creative writing, aerobics, dancing, art, sculpture and installations of found objects. The enviroment. God and religions, sociology, anthropology, words and phrases.

I'd like to meet:

David Chase, The creator of The Shaggs Musical, Alan Ball, Benecio Del Torro, Flea, Nan Goldin, Ben Stiller, Spike Lee

Music:

Neko Case, The Heartless Bastards, Lung Fish, Film Soundtracks, Green Day, Pogues, Tossers, Drop-Kick Murphys, Joan Jett, Black Crowes, Tom Waits, anything that chokes you up, Monster Ballads, Pearl Jam, Journey, Dub to dance to Antony & the Johnsons, Patti Smith, Prince

Movies:

Zoolander, Hair, Chasing Amy, Dogma, They Shoot Horses Don't They?, Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

Television:

Deadwood, Law and Order: Criminal Intent, Sopranos, Medium, Nip/Tuck, Six Feet Under, Lost, Big Love, Sex and the City, 30 Rock

Books:

Fall On Your Knees, Bastard Out Of Carolina, Live From New York, Edie: An American Biography, Please Kill Me: An Oral History of Punk Rock, The New Hotel New Hampshire, The Lonely Doll series, Angela's Ashes, Anything from The Penguin Night Table Suicide Collection

Heroes:

my friends,Bill Murray, Patti Smith, Jean Stein, John Irving, Jim Henson, Ken Russell, Spike Lee, Ben Stiller, Roseanne Barr, Richard Simmons, Denise Austin

My Blog

I thought I lost my suit

I put this fuckin' suit together from H&M. Tux-ish, tailored jacket and pencil skirt- very nice with boots. I had this stand-up show and thought I might want to wear it since it makes me look good...
Posted by Laura Hugg on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 07:11:00 PST

I loved Weight Watchers...pt 2

Alright, I wanted to go into a description of theWeight Watchers "meeting hall" as I like to call it but I am not inspired. Sufficed to say, it's a small, mall, small-mall, retail space with carpet th...
Posted by Laura Hugg on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 11:40:00 PST

I loved Weight Watchers before I loved him Part 1

I receive the Weight Watchers magazine on-line. I ususally delete it but today I decided to peruse the various success stories for the week. As I read about a woman who'd lost over 50 lbs on the poits...
Posted by Laura Hugg on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 09:37:00 PST

Weight and battling rapists and terrorists

Well, if I stay on this much longer, I won't be gettin' to the gym in the morning, now will I?I just learned how to put my picture on this. I'm sorry, my avatar. Or is it my minitar? Or my guitar?Well...
Posted by Laura Hugg on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:08:00 PST