a rant |
yeah, i'm pissed. tired of being taken advantage of. i try to be the cool guy and the buddy that will help you out, but i'm getting ass raped. not even getting dinner first. my kindness only goes so f...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Mar 2009 03:32:00 GMT |
Narguls |
I see an opportunity. Whoops. It's gone. Persistence is key when you want to lick the roof of a donkey. Play that funky music. I was mistaken. I finally got my microphone working again! So now I can t...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 01:37:00 GMT |
goony goo goo |
jack be nimble jack be quick. jack just kicked me in the dick! that son of a bitch! stupid jack needs to stay in his box! the magic pasties are sticky. I'm hungry. go get me some food! box me up and s...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 00:08:00 GMT |
Yeah baby! |
walk like an egyptian! love me tender. hand me that piano. lookie, there's nookie! had fun tonight at the Rockstar. Rockin Rusty invited us to play and we got a warm welcome. I thought I sucked ass, b...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 00:25:00 GMT |
bite my monkey |
woo-hoo! it's drunk blog guy time! i'm drunk and I don't give a fuck. how bout them french ticklers? if you have them, they will consume you. or tickle your fancy. gorac is horny. mock me and I will f...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 02:03:00 GMT |
yeah baby! |
Had a blast tonight! Went to the Rockstar and saw 2 great bands and Slammin J's birthday. Good times. Legion of Doom was bad ass now that Landon is at the helm. Destroyer was kick ass. Had to car...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 03:05:00 GMT |
What gives? |
Not sure if I have pissed anyone off, but it seems like nobody wants to speak to me anymore. I'm not feeling sorry for myself, just curious. I know everyone has shit to do and their own life to deal w...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:02:00 GMT |
woo-hoo!!!! |
Yessir, it's time! Look at my monkey nipples and bow before them! Aren't stamps fun? Pancakes make me hungry. I see boobies! Well, I did. Last week. Do the can can with dominatrix gear. That would be ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 23:23:00 GMT |
Good Times |
I have the best friends ever! Last night at the Rockstar was the best birthday that I ever had! I got drunk for free and got to see some people that I haven't seen in forever. Stephi-Lou and Suzie-Q m...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:53:00 GMT |
He’s back! |
Drunk blog guy is back! Woo-hoo! My nipples are a force to be reckoned with. Marty Feldmon is the shit! Yes, I'm watching Young Frankenstein. It's a classic. Ok. I may not be as drunk, but I have...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 23:38:00 GMT |
