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Leftist, godless swine with artistic background, inflated sense of self and a company car. I write and record my own music (my music site: myspace.com/kinksfan2) and am a retired journalist who now writes the odd poem and have about half a dozen started but not finished screenplays and stories lying around. I also paint, albeit badly. I'd like to think that out there somewhere in the ether exists a woman who can really "just get me, man" but, alas, this particular breed of the fairer of the species seems not to inhabit the wiles of the northeast corridor and, in particular, the lower Hudson Valley and the New York metropolitan area in general. Of course, you could prove me wrong on that last score.TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Big Bad Booty Daddy
Birthday: June 2, 1970
Birthplace: Astoria, Queens
Current Location: The urban foothills, to steal a phrase
Eye Color: Burnt Sienna
Hair Color: VanDyke Brown
Height: Shorter than I'd like
Right Handed or Left Handed: I have both
Your Heritage: Guinea-Spic
The Shoes You Wore Today: Basic black
Your Weakness: A woman saying hello
Your Fears: Taking surveys
Your Perfect Pizza: one that hasn't been spit upon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: killing my inner child
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck you
Thoughts First Waking Up: what the fuck am I doing with my life
Your Best Physical Feature: brain
Your Bedtime: that of a six year old
Your Most Missed Memory: Sheila Louise....God bless her wherever she may be
Pepsi or Coke: I'm a third party kinda guy (Cream Soda, mutherfucka)
MacDonalds or Burger King: Subway, man, c'mon
Single or Group Dates: whatever, man
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Jack Daniels
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee that makes me poop
Do you Smoke: not cigarettes
Do you Swear: lick balls
Do you Sing: no, I'm a mute
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes twice, I am such a dirty boy
Have you Been in Love: with myself
Do you want to go to College: yes, but I ain't going to class
Do you want to get Married: yes, if I can find a woman to wax my back
Do you belive in yourself: i know I exist, I'm takign the fucking survey
Do you get Motion Sickness: this is fucking retarded
Do you think you are Attractive: to an ape
Are you a Health Freak: i won't be your doormat baby
Do you get along with your Parents: of course not, they are insane
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, I got the douche chills just thinking about it
Do you play an Instrument: several, I'm so damn talented
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: In the past hour, yes
In the past month have you Smoked: not cigarettes
In the past month have you been on : nothing good, but I'm working on it
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes, let's not talk about those
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes, invigorating. one huge mass of stupid
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, famous amos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: not the kind you get at a restaurant
In the past month have you been on Stage: no, I have been banned from public performances
In the past month have you been Dumped: I have taken several
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In the tub
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes, the virtue of many
Ever been Drunk: umm, am
Ever been called a Tease: no, it's here for the taking
Ever been Beaten up: hmm, not really. had my ass kicked tho
Ever Shoplifted: I have no recollection, Senator
How do you want to Die: yes, painfully
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: something else
What country would you most like to Visit: the USA, for it is gone
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blood red
Favourite Hair Color: green
Short or Long Hair: in the armpit
Height: 4'2"
Weight: 376 lbs
Best Clothing Style: off
Number of I have taken: this makes no sense, fucking pay attention when you're makign this shit up
Number of CDs I own: more than I care to count
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: all
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