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About Me

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Leftist, godless swine with artistic background, inflated sense of self and a company car. I write and record my own music (my music site: myspace.com/kinksfan2) and am a retired journalist who now writes the odd poem and have about half a dozen started but not finished screenplays and stories lying around. I also paint, albeit badly. I'd like to think that out there somewhere in the ether exists a woman who can really "just get me, man" but, alas, this particular breed of the fairer of the species seems not to inhabit the wiles of the northeast corridor and, in particular, the lower Hudson Valley and the New York metropolitan area in general. Of course, you could prove me wrong on that last score.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Big Bad Booty Daddy
Birthday: June 2, 1970
Birthplace: Astoria, Queens
Current Location: The urban foothills, to steal a phrase
Eye Color: Burnt Sienna
Hair Color: VanDyke Brown
Height: Shorter than I'd like
Right Handed or Left Handed: I have both
Your Heritage: Guinea-Spic
The Shoes You Wore Today: Basic black
Your Weakness: A woman saying hello
Your Fears: Taking surveys
Your Perfect Pizza: one that hasn't been spit upon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: killing my inner child
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck you
Thoughts First Waking Up: what the fuck am I doing with my life
Your Best Physical Feature: brain
Your Bedtime: that of a six year old
Your Most Missed Memory: Sheila Louise....God bless her wherever she may be
Pepsi or Coke: I'm a third party kinda guy (Cream Soda, mutherfucka)
MacDonalds or Burger King: Subway, man, c'mon
Single or Group Dates: whatever, man
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Jack Daniels
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee that makes me poop
Do you Smoke: not cigarettes
Do you Swear: lick balls
Do you Sing: no, I'm a mute
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes twice, I am such a dirty boy
Have you Been in Love: with myself
Do you want to go to College: yes, but I ain't going to class
Do you want to get Married: yes, if I can find a woman to wax my back
Do you belive in yourself: i know I exist, I'm takign the fucking survey
Do you get Motion Sickness: this is fucking retarded
Do you think you are Attractive: to an ape
Are you a Health Freak: i won't be your doormat baby
Do you get along with your Parents: of course not, they are insane
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, I got the douche chills just thinking about it
Do you play an Instrument: several, I'm so damn talented
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: In the past hour, yes
In the past month have you Smoked: not cigarettes
In the past month have you been on : nothing good, but I'm working on it
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes, let's not talk about those
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes, invigorating. one huge mass of stupid
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, famous amos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: not the kind you get at a restaurant
In the past month have you been on Stage: no, I have been banned from public performances
In the past month have you been Dumped: I have taken several
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In the tub
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes, the virtue of many
Ever been Drunk: umm, am
Ever been called a Tease: no, it's here for the taking
Ever been Beaten up: hmm, not really. had my ass kicked tho
Ever Shoplifted: I have no recollection, Senator
How do you want to Die: yes, painfully
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: something else
What country would you most like to Visit: the USA, for it is gone
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blood red
Favourite Hair Color: green
Short or Long Hair: in the armpit
Height: 4'2"
Weight: 376 lbs
Best Clothing Style: off
Number of I have taken: this makes no sense, fucking pay attention when you're makign this shit up
Number of CDs I own: more than I care to count
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: all
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My Interests

Evolution, the theory of relativity, quantum mechanics, black holes, space-time, dark matter, the history of British rock (pop), abstract expressionism, the collected works of Jeff Buckley, fairways and greens, imagining no religion, too, human female anatomy and the universe in general. Speaking of evolution, how, with the mountain of evidence supporting it, would anyone attempt to deny Darwin's theory? The fossil record dates back millions of years, with genetic code guiding us through the morass of evolutionary missteps and success our species has encountered through the winding and treacherous road we have walked, pointing us to this logical conclusion. I realize that for many, the belief in a superior being, a creator, is so woven into their psyche, that to deny him or her or whatever is in essence to deny their perception of humanity. But don't drag me down with your voodoo, baby. We were apes who, over millions and millions of years, have developed a relatively large brain, opposable thumbs, the printing press and pudding, not "chosen people" molded from primordial ooze by the first sculptor in the universe. I mean, really. Besides, I'm much more interested in human female anatomy.

I'd like to meet:

Wonder Woman, who, despite her natural instinct to foil crime, turns out to be surprisingly tolerant of my penchant for puffing on my pipe. Also, Ray Davies - he of Kinks fame. But seriously, in the romance department, I'd like to meet someone who isn't certifiably insane. You would not believe the complete wackos I've dated. And I don't care if any of them read this....you are crazy, baby, don't blame me for speaking the truth. I love strong women, not the kind who can pin me down or beat me up, but strong enough not to give two shits what other people think and make their own way in this life. And maybe one who has lots of money so I can mooch off of her and live the good life. I'm totally serious.Also, I would not like to meet anymore dumb people. Though I have certainly done my share of stupid things, I don't really count myself among those born with the affliction called stupid. I also don't discriminate, not as a practice at any rate, but if you are too dumb to understand my gist, take a hike. Yes, that means you."Any guy who thinks he knows the mind of a woman is a guy who doesn't know nothin'." - Robert Evans"I'd first try touching the moon than take on a whore's thinkin." - Al Swearengen"I take the zoloft to keep from killin' y'all" - Mike Tyson

Music:

I prefer the musical stylings of a little-known English band called The Kinks. Well, maybe they are a little bit more well known than I'm letting on. They are the quintessential English rock group, first consisting of four, spearheaded by the brothers Davies, Ray and Dave, from Muswell Hill, a suburb of North London to which I have never been. Not that that matters. Anyways, they fucking rock. I also like to listen to Jeff Buckley, Damien Rice, The Band, Nick Drake, Neil Young, Fiona Apple, Bob Dylan, The Beatles, Lana Davies, The Duke Spirit, PJ Harvey and a lot of other people no one listens to. Why? Because I like to feel different. Oh, and check out Year Long Disaster...best new hard rock band in the world, no shit. Jazz is also pretty damn cool man, guys like Dave Brubeck or Keith Jarrett, they move me, brother. I used to play in a band, we opened for Roger Daltrey (he's short) and I still molest my guitars often.

Movies:

All, even the bad ones, but specifically Raging Bull, The Shawshank Redemption, Anything by Quentin Tarantino, Radio Flyer, Glory, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, All The President's Men, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, V for Vendetta.....I mean, I can go on.

Television:

Right now my favorite show is The Universe on the History Channel. If you want your mind blown, there isn't a better non-narcotic available. I am also shamed to admit addiction to Survivor, Mythbusters, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Weeds, The Wire, The Office, ER and My Name Is Earl. RIP Deadwood, John from Cincinnati, The Sopranos, Six Feet Under and Dead Like Me.

Books:

The Witching Hour by Anne Rice, The Sum of All Fears by Tom Clancy, Happy Endings by Dr. James Norton, Napalm and Silly Putty by George Carlin, America: The Book by Jon Stewart, On The Road by Jack Kerouac, Cathedral by Nelson DeMille, The Truth (with jokes) by Al Franken and Bright Lights, Big City by Jay Mcinerney.

Heroes:

Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., Albert Einstein, Col. Robert Gould Shaw, Wild Bill Hickok, Jackson Pollock, Muhammad Ali, Ray Davies, Alexander Hamilton, The Hulk, William Carlos Williams, Dr. Stephen Hawking, My Dad and Reggie Jackson.

My Blog

Writing the man

I did something yesterday I had never done before: I wrote my congressman. The Honorable Gary Ackerman, my duly elected representative in the United State Congress, got what for from me yesterday for...
Posted by T on Thu, 24 May 2007 06:09:00 PST

poem

I can breathe, I can breathe the aches fade and the fog lifts just long enough for me to catch my breath again, feel my heart again and smile again. And even if it is only what it was it will have bee...
Posted by T on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 03:39:00 PST

A soldier's letter home

The following letter was written by Sullivan Ballou, a soldier serving in the Civil War, to his wife. I can't help but think that there are many overseas this very day, wishing, as this soldier did, ...
Posted by T on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 04:19:00 PST

Michelle

15 years ago today my little sister Michelle was involved in a single-car accident on a stretch of road not a mile from her house in Florida. She died two days later, having never regained consciousne...
Posted by T on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 01:05:00 PST

Starting my own Church

Hello all who bother to stop by and take a gander. I was just watching 30 Days, you know, the TV with the guy from Super Size Me - Marlon Spurloch (sic?). And this week's episode showed an atheist wom...
Posted by T on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 03:25:00 PST

There are more important things than God

Don't hate me....   I feel bad. I don't mean to piss all over your belief system, really, I don't&.but if you believe in God, call yourself religious or spiritual, and think the Bible, Koran, Tor...
Posted by T on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 07:13:00 PST

A new poem

Crumblemaybe it is,after all is said and done,that my greatest fear of allis that I am just an ordinary man,filled with the same hopes and fearsas the rest of thosemuddled among the massesI so loathe....
Posted by T on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 03:44:00 PST

implosion

implosion to albertthis downward spiral, inward and absolute,proceeds each daywithout wavering. images are blurred by the speedof it all,and I can't catch up,with brain, eyes or legs,failing me to see...
Posted by T on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 12:49:00 PST

the greatest albums of all time

Here is a short list of my favorite albums of all time....in no particular order and not including albums by the Kinks, who need their own list in my realm. Grace - Jeff Buckley The Colour and the Sh...
Posted by T on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 10:29:00 PST

Dolphin murders as they pertain to religion

I saw a documentary the other day that proved some adult dolphins routinely practice infanticide, which is to say, they kill young dolphins of the same species for no discernable reason. This was disc...
Posted by T on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 08:26:00 PST