Is he? No he wouldn't. Eeeewww, he definitely is! |
I had a freaky encounter on the bus yesterday. I ended up having to change seats because I'm nearly positive that the 20 something clean-cut guy sitting next to me was masturbating. I'm not kidding,...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 16:17:00 GMT |
'Cause Winter Needs Summer Fun Too! |
I'm listening to Kimya Dawson's 'Remember That I Love You'. Smiling the entire bus ride to school, I had a feeling that it'll be the soundtrack to many late-night silly sing-alongs - the kind where y...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 16:33:00 GMT |
Bathroom Wars (Yeah that's right, I'm talking poo) |
I hate drinking water. How do you people do it? And don't give me any of this ""I'm thirsty" or "I love water" because I'm rarely thirsty and frankly it doesn't taste all that great.Still ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 11:03:00 GMT |
Fun Mall Find |
Besides underpants, I buy nearly all my clothes second hand. I just ventured into the mall in search of new ones and bought the funniest pair with the word "CHOICE" written across the bum in gra...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 19:46:00 GMT |
His Friends Have Got Something To Say (Sort Of) |
Last nights Western Birds show was fantastic. Their music is posted on their MySpace page. You should listen to it.
After the show a bunch of us stayed up till 5am listen...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 15:48:00 GMT |
Admit It - You Love Yourself (A Lot) |
Twice yesterday when asked what I'm doing for valentine's day, I responded with "masturbating". The 50 something woman at the bus stop, who was probably just trying to make conversation, didn't seem t...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 18:41:00 GMT |
