SATURDAY BBQ's |
every saturday about 5pm we have a BBQ at the shop, all are welcome bring freinds, bring the kids, the food veries depending on the donations the week before, calling first is always a good idea so i ... Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 14:50:00 GMT |
tool needed to work on bikes |
HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive parts not far from the object we are trying to hit.
MECHANIC'S KNIFE... Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 21:53:00 GMT |
piss them off |
Ways To Piss Off A Cop
When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.
When he tal... Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 21:45:00 GMT |
test |
Biker Corruption Test:
Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? 1 point
Ever tried alcohol? 1 point
Ever been drunk? 2 points
Ever play drinking games? 2 points
Ever fall dow... Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 21:09:00 GMT |
santa |
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10 commandments |
New Biker 10 Commandments
1) WE DO NOT HOLD! (purses, beers, coats and other peoples shit, etc.)2) WE DO NOT WAIT! (for phone calls, slow people or losers)3) NO FREE RIDES! (s... Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 21:01:00 GMT |
flea rides |
Flea Rides
There were two flea friends that decided to go to Bike Week at Daytona. The first flea got there early and was lounging on the beach when the second flea got there. The s... Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 20:54:00 GMT |
todays biker |
You Might Be a Diehard Harley Rider, if:
#1: You call your bike your woman#2: You treat it like it was your daughter#3: You wash and polish it until it shines like a mirror#4: You ride it more ... Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 20:52:00 GMT |
sparrow vs. biker |
Biker vs. Sparrow
A biker is riding along a country lane, when a sparrow flies up in front of him. The biker can't do anything and hits the sparrow. As he looks in his rear view mirror, he sees... Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 20:43:00 GMT |
married biker |
Happily Married Biker
Badass Biker Bob wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the... Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 20:39:00 GMT |