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MarlonHauser

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

There isn't much to say other than the fact I had water sprinkled on me as I grew up somewhere in America. Music is nice, as is reading. I like to complain and watch the fools do what they do. I find it very comfortable to be miserable and at times I find solace in knowing that I am much more interesting than the next man with all of my emotional quirks. One day I will buy a Mexican Beaded Lizard and let it loose in a McDonald's and then all of you ladies out there will want to get married. Or maybe not because it is in fact....a serious waste of time. Continue being the Pet Negro and have a wonderful time my babies.

My Interests

Conjuring up spirits that continue to make me cheat death. Destroying humans that mistreat children. Beautiful ladies that can hold a conversation or a part of my body with ease. I am also into music a little bit, you know my group and all. When I meet someone with a brain politics can come up and its always nice to sit by a pile of burning hipsters and read a thought provoking book. Not enough people read, so that means that if you are looking at this now, I might want to party.

I'd like to meet:

I think if it came down to it, I would want to meet a giant robot that I can live in forever, and break stuff when I don't understand things. In America if you don't understand something....well...destroy it.

Here are few songs that I have been working on. Check them out.

Artist: Marlon Hauser
Title: Melissa

Artist: Marlon Hauser
Title: Control

Artist: Marlon Hauser
Title: Time

Music:

I was brought up on jazz, thusly that is a deep listening device for myself. Naturally rock (since I do it), a lot of the 60's and 70's stuff. When it comes to hip hop I am very picky, especially since most of what has being manufactured these days is just another example of the rape and pillage of a potentially great form of artistic expression. I love music in general, and if it's good, then it is......

Television:

Television is the spawn of the weak. However I used to love cartoons as a kid, so the next time I turn into one I will be sure to list my fave, absolute fave, cartoons. I always love a good party one where Optimus Prime can dress like a hooker and we can do shots of chocolate milk while pouring champagne all over a topless Miss Piggy. If you want somewhat accurate news I suggest foreign radio or TV.

Books:

If you don't read, then you have no right to eat food.

Heroes:

A question you should ask yourself. Give me a true definition of the word and maybe, just maybe we can sit and roast a pig and then have a party.

My Blog

Metro Times BlowOut : VA-Siddhartha

Yes, yes, yes, We are indeed playing.  It should be a blast as it typically is.  Consider this just a cordial invite to see me and my group hit the streets and make toast of evil that may be...
Posted by MarlonHauser on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 12:29:00 PST