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I think the following sums it up:In the fairest autumn of 1604 a young man endeavoured to disseminate information about a new means of curing pig flesh, so as to render the meat the tastiest in all of southern Lithuania. Unfortunately, as he set out on his trademark 3 legged ass on the way to Vilnius, he encountered a crab demeanoured soothsayer. The soothsayer encouraged the young man - at this point I shall add that his name was Floyd - to pursue a career as a travelling minstrel. Far was it from Floyd's mind to become a shambling rhyme sayer/spitter, and so he questioned the soothsayer..-Hey, crabface, what the cunting hell are you talking about? I've got as much musicality as a bent hoof! Also, the level of faggotry inherent in the pseudo bohemian pursuit of troubador-ing is too much for a man of such humble and cynical bastard impulses as I!"Crabface" was unamused. He busted the young Floyd up side the head and told him thusly:- If you don't start running about playing this primitive proto guitar then I'll find you and shove a severed bulls horn up your arse.And so a career was born. In his short life time (1586 - 1734) young Floyd Helmut FlurstengrundÃ©r (also known as Viscont Phillippe Baggins, Andreas Vulture and the Princess Of East Fife) scrawled and sung 4 hit tunes, earning him the titled of Grand Duke Tunesmith from the government of Bohemia, then comprised entirely of highly fashionable badgers.

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She oughta think twice, she better do right by me...

Oh she's a ticket to ride, She's got a ticket to ri-hi-hide, She's got a ticket to ride, And she don't care.
Posted by on Thu, 04 May 2006 17:53:00 GMT

I made a tape..."that's a chance you've got to take, for every stupid thing you say"

Yes, I did. The weather's miserable here and this one contains many tunes with similar themes..I find that tape's are sometimes like letters. Side A: 1. The Beatles - Martha My Dear 2. Young Ma...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 10:26:00 GMT

Tunes/choons of the day...progressive, maaan

A brilliant/brillent tune from "Illinois" by Sufjan.. And a cult classic by the Minutemen off the great "Double Nickels On The Dime" album.. Enjoy!
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 15:59:00 GMT

Funky like your granpa's drawers...

Arrrgh...A Tribe Called Quest's Midnight Marauders is a fucking classic album! The epitome of the funk - get it!!!
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 14:46:00 GMT

Moderate Rock

Just home to lovely Trinity hall now, I'm fooking wrecked... Had a really good time last night, first at the Strokes and then drinking with the Galway feens. Was surprised at how much I enjoyed the gi...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:47:00 GMT

I love malkmus..

Find me a word that rhymes with pavement,And I will kill your parents..
Posted by on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 19:56:00 GMT

new wonderful playlist...

1. The Buzzcocks - What Do I Get? 2. Flaming Lips - The Wizard Turns On 3. Guided by Voices - Best of Jill Hives 4. Iggy and the Stooges - Gimme Danger 5. The Fall - Winter (Peel Sessions) 6. Pavement...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 15:09:00 GMT

jesus and mary chain

walking after you is the hardest thing that i can do..
Posted by on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 19:28:00 GMT

Sha la la

College was a no-no today; I focused on some more important aspects of my life, such as doing the laundry, and creating new and fantastic sandwiches (today - toasted tuna and red pesto...result : qual...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 17:37:00 GMT

"your cigarette cuts to the inside"

hello new myspace blog thingy.... i decided to set this up during a procrastination session on the net..during this session i downloaded some brian jonestown massacre stuff, i'd advice ye check out th...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 17:23:00 GMT