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About Me

Ok, so I haven't updated this in about 4,223,161,584 years or so.First off, If you know where I got that number from, message me! Obsession thy name is Lost. Hmmm. . .about me. . . .I can't spell. I love to write. ALF is my homeboy. Bowie is GOD. I have cats, frogs, snails and fish. I want a lizard of some sort, but don't want to feed it live food. I could eat sushi every day for the rest of my life. I have trust issues. I collect classic video game systems. I suck at playing video games. I love anything 80's. I should have been born in the 60's. I like to read but never have the time. I think reality TV is the lesser know 5th horseman of the appocalypse. I have a fondness for comic books. I could sit and stare at my fish tank all day. Zombies rock, but give me nightmares. I want a wii like woah. I love to bake and can cook like nobody's business. . .[LOVEMYFLASH]
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My Interests

I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous.If you'd like to know more about me, or my Nana's tea parties, IM me at: pseuMdoYnym.

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Music:

Basically Rock, Classic Rock, some Modern Rock ect., like The Strokes, Hot Hot Heat, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, VU, Bowie, Smashing Pumpkins, NIN, Marylin Manson, ColdPlay, System, U2, Disturbed, Greenday, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, REM, Hole, Garbage, Sabbath, The Stones, The Beetles, The Doors, The Who, KISS, ACDC, Jon Bon Jovi, BNL, Better than Ezra, Third Eye Blind, 311, George Thorogood, Rasputina, Pink Floyd, DMB, anything 80s new wave, Hairbands, many One hit wonders, and many, many more. . .

Movies:

Pirates of the Carribbean, Willow, The Labrynth, A League of their Own, Empire Records, Adventures in Babysitting, Kill Bills, Eternal Sunshine Of the Spotless Mind, Momento, Fight Club, Pi, Run Lola Run, Go, Clue, The Princess Bride, Batman Begins, Donnie Darkko, Classic Action Flicks (The Die Hards, The Terminators 1&2, The Leathal Weapons etc.), Classic Comedies (Mel Brooks, Leslie Nelson, Lampoons etc.), David Lynch stuff, and more .

Television:

LOST, it's like crack--WATCH IT!Also, Heroes, Pushing Daisies, Dexter, The Weeds, House, [as], Law & Order, Arrested Development, Scrubs. God Bless Bit Torrent! :D

Books:

I really should read more. I use to, but it seems I only ever make time to read the most current Harry Potter book now. . .

Heroes:

Is a great television show.

My Blog

And then there was one

So, Mallory moved this weekend. Joe has been shackin' up at his mom's as it's closer to his new girl-toy and his mother's divorce drama. And I'm alone. I'm always alone.Mal's gone, 1...
Posted by Rhymenocerous on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 10:37:00 PST

Celebrity Look-A-Likes?

Here's my celebrity look-a-likes. Not so sure if I agree, but hey, it's comparing me to some really pretty people, so I might as well! ...
Posted by Rhymenocerous on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 12:11:00 PST

Sunshine, Lolipops and Rainbows

Life is GOOD. =D Seriously. So I get the bestest news in the world today. . .Matt (for those of you who are unaware he's my asshole exbf who had a fiance in California and at different times 2 o...
Posted by Rhymenocerous on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 11:05:00 PST

I'm two of a kind.

HowManyOfMe.comThere is 1 person with my name in the U.S.A.How many have your name?And amazingly, I've spoken to the only other Haley Craven out there. Gotta love myspace, everyone's on it!...
Posted by Rhymenocerous on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:56:00 PST

Traumarama

Well it's official, this past weekend, was the WORST weekend in the history of the world. No word of a lie. Don't believe me? Let's look at the shit storms that occured over the wee...
Posted by Rhymenocerous on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:18:00 PST

I talk good

..> What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland   "You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Mid...
Posted by Rhymenocerous on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 06:35:00 PST

Funtabulous

So this weekend was something that I can only classify as "funtabulous", which is clearly a combination of fun and fabulous. :) At any rate, I was dog/house sitting this weekend. This me...
Posted by Rhymenocerous on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 10:23:00 PST

Geek Heaven

As of 7:10pm tonight I will officially be in geek heaven. Why is this you ask? Because right now, sitting at home, waiting for me to come back and rip it open and run amuck with it ...
Posted by Rhymenocerous on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 09:19:00 PST

Too Much Information

You were warned!Daring, confident, animalisticYou like to have a lot of sex and try a lot of things. You are very kinky and have a lot of confidence in yourself. You like to explore all aspects of s...
Posted by Rhymenocerous on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 05:16:00 PST

Lava Lampness

Just havin' fun with random crap on the internet: Create a Lava Lamp...
Posted by Rhymenocerous on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 07:20:00 PST