12 TYPES OF WOMAN |
1. Ms. Gold-DiggerAdvantagesa. You have some one to manage your money.b. She always looks good.c. She makes your other niggas jealous.d. She makes you look good.Disadvantagesa. When you get broke she'...
Posted by NIKKI on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 08:01:00 PST |
MEN VS. WOMEN |
Women vs Men Road Trips...Cute/Funny
His & Hers Road TripsHERS1. Pulls off at wrong exit.2. Opens window.3. Asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer.4. Arrives at destination present...
Posted by NIKKI on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 06:47:00 PST |
WHEN GURLS DRINK TO MUCH |
When girls drink too much............ 1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is. 2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the se...
Posted by NIKKI on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 08:18:00 PST |
DRUNK DAILING |
The Rules of Drunk Dialing:1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen....
Posted by NIKKI on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 09:10:00 PST |
PONDER THIS....... |
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is...
Posted by NIKKI on Tue, 09 May 2006 09:26:00 PST |
I DONT LIKE UGLY PEOPLE HOES AND CRAZIES |
I don't like ugly people, hoes, and crazies..
Cause they make me nervous. First off...let me say when I say ugly, I mean people with bad attitudes...that shit sucks. I hate it when people have just ...
Posted by NIKKI on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 02:28:00 PST |
