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Gimpyheidi

Stupidity should be painful

About Me

Well, it's about time I update this thing, as we all know I moved away, and through a very costly adventure--realized where home is. Hmm, me... well, I'm not out to impress, or win your affection. I work Monday through Friday at a very mundane job where I sit at a desk in my jammies and read all day. My friends are the BEST people on planet earth, and I'd do almost anything for them. I hang with my friends kids a lot--and love them dearly. I don't really know what I want to be when I grow up, hell, I don't even know if the yogurt in my fridge is still good. I love: my mom, my dog, college football, anything red, dominoes, daisies, music, beer, shoes, a good book, punk rock, cherries, and the sound of a tattoo gun. I can't stand: people who don't use their turn signals, asparagus, liars, anything grape flavored, not saying "please" to a server at a resteraunt, Racheal Ray, my dog's cat, and insincerity. For now, I still live in the mountains, and I still love my dog (that will never change). The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. My dog hasn't fucked me over once. I can get very loud at times, and am very cynical. I drink way too much caffeine, and can't park. I'm short, but I wear tall shoes. I can be pretty fortunate at times, but also have the worst luck. I love the smell of bacon, but haven't eaten it in years. I love to make people laugh, more often than not, at my own expense. I miss my hometown, but have no desire what so ever to live there. I also tend to babble sometimes--gotta go.
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My Interests

Writing, going to shows, music, underwater basket weaving, no longer enthralled with that stupid digital camera--it didn't work--I threw it away, pissing people off, reading, taste-testing the wonderfully diverse world of beer, synchronized swimming, demo work, putting random shit in here just because I have nothing better to do...

I'd like to meet:

Sid Vicious, Kevin Smith, Richard O'Brien, Jimmy Buffett, Charles Manson, Salvador Dali, Douglas Adams, Nicholas Sparks, Coach Don James, Deborah Harry, Jello Biafra, Willie Nelson, Cheif Seattle, George Harrison, McDreamy, McSteamy, and McVet, Freida Kahlo, Ghengis Kahn, and the proud makers of: the Wonderbra, Mt. Dew, flip-flops, and of course...beer.

Music:


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NOFX, Lagwagon, Bad Religion, The Vandals, Pennywise, The Clash, Mad Caddies, Blondie, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Jimmy Buffet, The Beatles, Flogging Molly, Sublime, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Sex Pistols, AFI (before the make-up shit), Blink 182 (pre- MTV), GNR, Face to Face, Pixies, Prince, Decendants, Dead Kennedys, Nirvana, Social D., Rage Against the Machine, No Use for a Name, Millencolin, The Doors, Norah Jones, Pearl Jam, The Eagles, Good Riddance, Tilt, The Killers, Luckie Strike, Elton John, Diesel Boy, Me First and the Gimme Gimme's, Cake, Violent Femmes, Tenacious D., Paul Simon, Bob Dylan, David Bowie, talking Heads,

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Movies:

Anything that doesn't suck, and has a frickin' plot.

Television:


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Books:

I could put a lot of stuff in here to make me sound smart...

Heroes:

My late Grandfather...Papa, you rule!

My Blog

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Just because.
Posted by Gimpyheidi on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 11:49:00 PST

I really want one!

I really want a bullhorn!  Watch, when I get one--all of you "non-believers" will want one as well.  Then you'll be jealous and sad that you can't drive around town and yell at people. (or s...
Posted by Gimpyheidi on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 05:53:00 PST

Nothing terribly interesting...

Ahhhh...Friday.  Another week where I haven’t killed any of my co-workers!  So, I realize you’re supposed to write blogs when something interesting has happened--but unfortunatel...
Posted by Gimpyheidi on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:21:00 PST

WHAT THE FUCK!

Seriously, what the fuck?
Posted by Gimpyheidi on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 05:11:00 PST

Carfax...

Yep-so after 21 days, dealing with MetLife (who sucks dick), getting rides here and there.  I got the check, and got the Jeep!  It's a '94, kind of high miles, and the previous owner seemed ...
Posted by Gimpyheidi on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:33:00 PST

Having a generally crappy-dappy. shitty-ditty week

Okay, so everyone needs to vent, and as you all probably know, writing is my outlet...so here it goes... Somebody hit my car last week,  it's fucked up, and their insurance company sucks ass.&nbs...
Posted by Gimpyheidi on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 05:57:00 PST

Adieu 2007...

Okay, so I did this last year, so I suppose I'll do it again...here we go folks, "The Year in Review" as told by yours truly... So it started out pretty normal...hangover and football on New Years Day...
Posted by Gimpyheidi on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 01:31:00 PST

GOBBLE GOBBLE!!!!

YEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!  It's here!!!  Well, folks, time for the ole' Gimpster to fall off the vegetarian wagon for one day.  As some of you know, I name, and talk to my turkey evey year ...
Posted by Gimpyheidi on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 09:22:00 PST

Tagged!

Tagged by:  Erica Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, habits, or goals about yourself. At the end, choose 10 people to be tagged, listing thei...
Posted by Gimpyheidi on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 04:42:00 PST

My addiction...

WA-HOO!!! So, my Huskies end their six, yes SIX...assholes...game losing streak!  Yeah, it was just against Stanford, but they won!!!! GOOOOOOOOO HUUUUUUUUSSSSKKKIIIEEESSS!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Gimpyheidi on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 09:22:00 PST