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The Rob

If your life sucks, you suck!

About Me

After growing up in Beaufort, SC. I moved to Columbia, SC to be with my girlfriend. After 5 years of dating and living with each other I decided to throw a ring on her, to which she said no. Best joke yet! We then moved our happy married asses to the ATL. We've been here ever since. I ended up working with a company that allows me to finally tap into my artistic abilities and do design work. It's always nice to like what you do, instead of working just for the paycheck. That's something I did too much of in other jobs. I got more to say, but I'll post that shizzle later. animated layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com

My Interests

To one day sneak the "Angry Dragon" on my wife.
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I'd like to meet:

I don't usually get star struck by anyone, but if I had to choose it would probably be Ryan Renolds or Dane Cook. Those 2 seem to be some cool fother muckers to chill with, but then again I'd love to meet Paris Hilton just so I could Donkey Punch the shnit out of her.Then there's the top 5, like I would have to explain any of these?!?! 5. Vida Guerra, I would like to see her booty vs. JLO's ass in a "Godzilla-esk" monster fight!4.Jessica Beil...3.Christina Aguilera...2.Scarlett Johansson...1.Jessica Alba...

Music:



Where to start? DETHKLOK!!! 311, Audioslave, Adema, Alice in Chains, Beastie Boys, Bionic Jive, Bob Marley, Bobaflex, Chevelle, Chimaira, Crazytown, Cyprus Hill, David Lee Roth (Yeah that's right beeyotch! Spandex and splitkicks!)Deftones, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Disturbed, Drowning Pool, Filter, Foo Fighters, Godsmack, Goldfinger, Good Charlette, Green Day, Hawthorne Heights, Incubus, Infectious Grooves, Jack Johnson, Jimi Hendrix, Kelly Clarkson (Oh hell, how'd that get in there?!), Korn, Limp Bizkit (I know, I know), Linkin Park, Living Colour ( Find me anyone who can play the lead guitar Cult of Personality, and I'll show you a badass!), Machine Head, Metallica, Mudvayne, My Chemical Romance, Nickleback, No Doubt, Noise Therapy, Nonpoint, No One, Offspring (Why does everyone think I'm their singer?), Orgy, Papa Roach, Pennywise, Pillar, POD, Powerman 5000, Queens Of The Stone Age, Reel Big Fish, Rob Zombie, SEVENDUST!, Skid Row (That's Mr. Bach to you!), Slipknot, Spineshank, Staind, Static-X, Stereomud, Stone Sour, STP (Get off the drugs Weiland, ya jackass!), STUCK MOJO!, Suicidal Tendencies, Sublime, Sum 41, System of a Down, Taproot, TRIVIUM!, Unwritten Law, Velvet Revolver, White Zombie, Whitesnake (Best comedy act I've ever seen!)....Just to name a few.

Movies:



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Television:

Family Guy, Futurama, American Dad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Squidbillies, Metalocalypse pretty much anything Adult Swim. God I need to stop watching cartoons. Some "live action" shows that I'm getting addicted to are Prison Break, Heroes, 24, Lost, The Office, My Name is Earl, and Survivor. I still watch the wrestling, but thank God for The Ultimate Fighter.

Books:

Is Playboy considered a book? Because I read, wink wink, the mess out of that.

Heroes:

One of them has to be Kid Rock, just for the fact he still banged his dream girl Pam Anderson knowing that she had the Hep C and had her cha-cha barrelled out into early retirement by Tommy "the telephone pole" Lee. On second thought...

My Blog

Movie Critics Suck!

I've been told several times that I should put my hat in at becoming a critic of sorts,  mostly movies and tv shows but if you want I can make fun of you at a real cheap expense. Everytime t...
Posted by The Rob on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 08:41:00 PST