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About Me

I'm originally from Sacramento, but am currently living in Waikiki. It's pretty awesome, when I'm not fighting off transvestite prostitutes or when I'm not jumping around so obnixiously that I actually fracture my ankle. Eh, it's actually even pretty awesome then. I think people around here are gonna be stuck with me for at least a little while longer... I'm super obnixious, loud, fucking awesome to be around, smarter than you, stupidly entertaining, funny, weird, attention seeking, open, rash, irritable, I have absolutely zero self control, I'm totally self concious, bossy, smart, fragile, I usually hate being alone, I'm terrible at saving money, phobic, suspicious, never careful, outgoing, vain, compassionate, aggressive, l love to make fun of people, hate to lose, I'm moody, sweet, nice, vulgar, caring, easily amused, outgoing, lazy, lovely, messy AS FUCKING HELL, warmhearted, bitchy, rude, angry, ridiculously hot, overly critical, endearing, and amazingly indecisive. HA HA....Oh, and by the by, Emily is really ugly and slutty.
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I'd like to meet:

Ugly people, so I can feel better about myself. A psychic who can tell me next week's winning lottery numbers. Martha Stewart, so I can watch her bite into onions in person, not just on tv. Someone who can teach me Japanese in about a day or so. A large group of people who will designate themselves as my fan club, worship me and follow my every move. Even when I'm out at the mall in my pajamas, looking like a homeless person or getting out of a car while I'm wearing a skirt and accidentally giving everyone a crotch shot, but with panties.

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398 days later

So, it's been 398 days since my last blog. I had just moved to Hawaii and things were a lot different than they are now. It's been over a year and I guess I figured I'd just update my loves on how thi...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Nov 2008 17:45:00 GMT

Aloha!

So, just a little update to anyone I haven't really talked to since I got here. I seem to be talking mainly to Rhiannon, Lut, April and my mom. With a couple others thrown in there like, once a week i...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 04:27:00 GMT

So apparently, I've been tagged...

So apparently, I'm now to write 8 random facts about myself. Isn't Emily awesome?! Haha. 1. I was born in Tokyo, Japan. My close friends totally know that and laugh at me and call me an illegal immigr...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 18:46:00 GMT

My sweet Kenjamin

I'm gonna miss your ass so damn much+ Haha. Even though you take hilarious pictures and have super long legs. This really sucks. I love you darlin and I'll see you on the other side.
Posted by on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 16:10:00 GMT

Honestly, I'm such a dork, but these are fucking hilarious.

More Deep Thoughts Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake: Straddle a big crack in the ground, and if it opens wider, go "Whoa! Whoa!" and flail your arms around, like you're going to fall in. ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 17:23:00 GMT

CUZ I'M A FUCKING CHAMPION!

EXTRAVERTED INTUITIVE FEELING PERCEIVING ENFP-The Champion The Champion Idealists are abstract in thought and speech, cooperative in accomplishing their aims, and informative and extraverted whe...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 19:09:00 GMT

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat ploepe can!

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat ploepe can. cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The pmaonhneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aonccdrig to a rsaceerh at Cmgabride Uintesrvi...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Mar 2005 18:45:00 GMT

TELL ME ABOUT MYSELF!!!!

CUT AND PASTE THIS AND REPLY, BITCHES!!!! CUT AND PASTE!!! 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Gi...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Dec 2004 18:50:00 GMT

HELLLLOOOOOO!!!!

Hello, bitches! I'm at work and it's sooooooo boring! There is totall nothing to do, it's sooo slow.... Anyways, Emily is slutty and ugly.
Posted by on Mon, 06 Dec 2004 21:40:00 GMT