About Me
Leave me alone! If you're a girl looking for a "new" guy, I'm not new and I likely wish you hadn't found me. I'm not looking for any new STD's, FWB's nor FFF's. I use this to keep track of my friends mostly and make sure their lives are worse than mine. It's a dynamic result. Sometimes I'm up, other times their up. Course, lately the married ones have really thrown my stock higher. Oh and if you're a guy who wants cock, choose one of my friends. There's some gay ones in there somewhere, so make it like grab bag of dick. Whatever, just don't bug me about it.If you have a bike and need takeoff's I can sell you all you can take. If you ride a shitbox bike, please don't message me. If you ride an EX250 or are a Code Addict, please don't message me. If I cut you off or made you crash in the last race or practice, please don't message me. Pretty much, If you look in the mirror each morning and think: "Am I fucked up?" then you are and thus, move along. Nothing to see here.If you need a 3rd or 2nd for your boat, I'm in. So long as we don't go too early, I can drive like a madman! I need a bux and a decent handle. Yee-ha!Oh yeah, If I went to Pepperdine with you and you hated me, consider this: I'm cooler now. Once RLO left me alone for saucering plates from the tower windows, riding trashcans down stairs, riding scooters anywhere in the buildings and being a really well rounded student, I really found my chi...
