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Clayton

Don't wait for the end, beg for it.

About Me

First of all, I'm married to a wonderful woman who I love very much. I have 3 kids 2 girls and 1 deceased son who died in Nov.2005 who I miss dearly. I'm also just a typical laid back guy, not worring about too much. There are things I like to rush to get done. I'm also a easy going guy getting along with anyone

My Interests

Spending time with my kids and wife and whatever that grabs my attention

I'd like to meet:

John Candy, Bruce Lee, Chris Farley, The Three Stooges, Les Stroud, Mel Brooks

Music:

Kid Rock, Bruce Springsteen, The Duke, Fozzy, AC/DC, Styles of Beyond, Bryan Adams, Motorhead, Metallica, and lots others.. width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ....

Movies:

The Simpsons, 1408, Lord of the Rings Trio, The Marine, Doom, The Day After Tomorrow, A.I., Sideways, Super Trooper, The Family Man, Career Opportunities, Jackie Chan who am I, Les Miserables, Samourais, The Scorpion King, Crouching Tiger-Hidden Dragon, Coupe De Ville, Full Metal Jacket, Ready to Rumble, Rocky & Rambo, I Am Sam, Blind Fury, Signs, The Princess Bride, Gladitor, Back to the Future I-III, Zoolander, Iron Will, Body Slam, The Replacements, Behind Enemy Lines I & II, A Beautiful Mind, Tommy Boy, Over The Top, South Central, They Live, No Hold Barred, F.I.S.T., Jason v. Freddy, Legend, Wargames, Ghostbusters, Revenge of the Nerds, The Last Starfighter, Wierd Science, Godzilla, Independence Day, Karate Kid, Monty Phyton & The Holy Grail

Television:

WWE, UFC, My Name Is Earl, SurvivorMan, LOST, Simpsons, The Family Guy, NCIS, and anything good on

Books:

Ordinary People, The Lake in The Woods, The Contender, The Brave, The Chief

Heroes:


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My Blog

It was a bad vacation

Last week I went on a long over due vacation to VA BEACH, with my dad, my wife and kids.  I was happy I got away from everything, but everything, I thought went wrong. Well, the first day we got ...
Posted by Clayton on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 06:18:00 PST

John 3:16

John 3:16>>>>>> A little boy was selling newspapers on the corner,>> the people were in and out of the cold.>>>> The little boy was so cold that he wasn't trying to sell>> many papers.>>>> He walked u...
Posted by Clayton on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 06:11:00 PST

The 6 Most Unsettling Medication Side Effects

Alli Alli is a weight-loss medication that prevents fat absorption. When you eat fat, the medication stops you from digesting it and helps it pass right along through. Side effects may include ... ...
Posted by Clayton on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 05:48:00 PST

Somethings you never knew about me

1. I'm a fan of Bollywood (B-rated movies) 2. I'm a fan of Bruce Cambell 3. Since turning 21 years old, I've only drank 3 beers 4. My favorite place to visit, Virginia Beach 5. My favorite sports...
Posted by Clayton on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 07:09:00 PST

Real or Not

A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. A snail can sleep for three years. All Polar...
Posted by Clayton on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 03:30:00 PST

100 reasons you’re still single

1. Call Grey's Anatomy simply "Grey's"2 Have entertained the notion that "the Axe Effect" is real 3. Own tie-dyed gym clothes4. Purchased your dining room set with Marlboro Miles5. Are only gay when y...
Posted by Clayton on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 05:57:00 PST

101 Frightening Ice Cream Flavors From Around The World

1. Fish Ice Cream. Something must smell fishy about ice cream flavored with saury - a saltwater fish popular in Japan 2. Octopus Ice Cream. Want to tantalize your taste buds with a tentacle? If so, Oc...
Posted by Clayton on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 05:31:00 PST

10 reasons Why Barack Obama sucks

1. The Race Card: Whether it be in suggesting that anyone who doesn't vote for him because he is black is probably a republican, or in blaming Bush administration racism on a slow response to Hurrican...
Posted by Clayton on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 07:56:00 PST

14 Reasons Why Rachael Ray sucks

1. She giggles like a retarded schoolgirl, endlessly. Her laugh will often go on for far too long, almost as if she's trying too hard to be cute. Watch her laugh at the 00:35 second mark. ..:NAMESPACE...
Posted by Clayton on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 07:52:00 PST

28 Reasons why the new i-Phone sucks

Here are some reasons why: 1. At $599, it is ridiculously expensive. (Add in the cost of an AT&T contract and you get close to $1500) 2. Those who want to buy one must sell their soul to evil mega...
Posted by Clayton on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 07:42:00 PST