Shawn

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Shawn Thomas Taylor
Birthday: 5/23
Birthplace: The DEEP DARK SOUTH
Current Location: Atlanta, GA
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'3
Right Handed or Left Handed: goofy-footed
Your Heritage: european mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: Doctor Marten's boots
Your Weakness: books
Your Fears: having all these books topple over and trap me until I'm forced to eat rug lint for survival...
Your Perfect Pizza: has many olives of varying color on it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: drink more, smoke more, take longer vacations
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: none - I'm too technically deficient for instant messenger
Thoughts First Waking Up: what day is it?
Your Best Physical Feature: hands
Your Bedtime: sometimes so late it's already early again
Your Most Missed Memory: how would I know?
Pepsi or Coke: might as well just drink maple syrup...
MacDonalds or Burger King: MAC donalds? Is that the place the dad owned in Coming to America?
Single or Group Dates: I'll take what I can get at the moment...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton please
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: yes please!
Do you Smoke: i don't know baby I never checked
Do you Swear: fuck no, that would be goddamned rude.
Do you Sing: mostly in the car - and badly
Do you Shower Daily: have you been reading my diary you bastards?
Have you Been in Love: have I ever NOT been in love?
Do you want to go to College: I do miss the parties
Do you want to get Married: well, that would be an awful lot of presents...
Do you belive in yourself: why yes, I do be live in myself, where you be live?
Do you get Motion Sickness: only on rides that spin around a whole lot. Or when the disco ball in my living room catches the flashing lights the wrong way.
Do you think you are Attractive: if you're looking at my good side, certainly.
Are you a Health Freak: my body is my temple... but I'm agnostic...
Do you get along with your Parents: that's not what parents are for...
Do you like Thunderstorms: no, I LOVE THUNDERSTORMS!
Do you play an Instrument: unfortunately no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm sure I did but I can't remember through all the blacking out...
In the past month have you Smoked: indeed
In the past month have you been on Drugs: not voluntarily, but I've been a little suspicious of that waitress who always giggles when she hands me my iced tea...
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: fuck no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not a whole box, that would be gluttony, and I like to focus on one deadly sin at a time.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: happily, yes!
In the past month have you been on Stage: only in the Shakespearean sense that all the world's a stage.
In the past month have you been Dumped: not dumped but certainly dumped on
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: only in my bathtub unfortunately
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Do souls count? No? Then, no.
Ever been Drunk: No but I was almost eaten once
Ever been called a Tease: many times yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: right after saying, DUDE, check THIS out!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: The last of the Southern Gentlemen - I want to wear one of those white colonel Sanders suits and talk with a really heavy accents and be drunk on mint juleps half the time.
What country would you most like to Visit: China before the goddamned cultural revolution.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: depends on the person
Favourite Hair Color: depends on the person
Short or Long Hair: depends on the person
Height: depends on the person
Weight: depends on the person
Best Clothing Style: depends on the person
Number of Drugs I have taken: that's between me and the waitress who always giggles when she brings me my iced tea
Number of CDs I own: zillions
Number of Piercings: just ears
Number of Tattoos: couple few
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I quit counting when I quit regretting
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